83 Things We Learned in 2012



We love videos about cats and kids who play with cardboard boxes.

Horrible TV commercials sell a lot of car insurance.

Karl Rove thought the fix was in.

Now when Glenn Beck has a weepy meltdown, nobody has to see it.

If you need to dump a body, leave your cell phone at home.

Turns out women regard their vaginas the way NRA members regard assault weapons.

Book Clint Eastwood as your keynote speaker and don't be surprised when he wings it.

Queen Elizabeth has a sense of humor.

You can fool some Tour de France drug testers some of the time, but not forever.

Katie Holmes isn't so dumb after all.

More women want to read about rough sex than actually have it.

Christmas happens every 10 months now.

A fat South Korean pop singer made the world do "horse dancing."

Ann Romney's dancing horse crapped out at the Olympic Games in London.

The Dowager Countess of Downton ended World War I with her fiery glare.

The chiseler who carved the Mayan calendar simply quit when he reached December 21, 2012.

Liz Lemon's wedding dress was a Princess Leia costume.


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Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

- Our elected overlords can't balance a check book
- Wall Street owns the government
- Rick Perry is stupider than you thought
- Peoiple still love lists

johncastellanos
johncastellanos

@Dallas_Observer Zuckerberg doesn't own me, Baby. . . At least, not yet. ;) Have a Great 2013. :)

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