Friday, August 3 is Chick-Fil-A National Same Sex Kiss Day, Which Means Makin' Out and Polynesian Sauce

By Brentney Hamilton Mon., Jul. 23 2012 at 1:34 PM

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Let's say you're a decent human being who believes that people shouldn't feel like shit for wanting to get off with other happy, productive tax payers. Oh, you are? Great. Come make out with me Friday night, August 3. This is the only instance in which half-buzzed straight girls making out solely for attention isn't the worst thing that college ever invented.

I've been unofficially boycotting Chick-fil-a for years. Seems like the only time I ever craved from-frozen waffle fries and powdered sugar battered factory chicken was on Sundays. (I think it stems from the same twisted desire to someday mark a minister -- or just the guy who played one on GCB-- off my bucket-list.)

Don't get me wrong: Privately owned companies have every right to close for the Sabbath. And it's well within the prerogative of multimillion dollar CEOs to be total assholes, treating others like second-class citizens. But everybody knows freedom ain't free.

Which is exactly why Chick-fil-anti-gay president Dan Cathy and formerly morbidly obese Governor Mike Huckabee will be subjected to the utter horror show that is watching my ostensibly straight ass make out with a lovely lady or 10 on Friday, August 3 at one (or all) of the three Dallas Chick-Fil-A franchises.

Per the Facebook page, the National Same Sex Kiss Day at Chick-Fil-A is taking place Friday evening, August 3 at 8:00 p.m. EDT (7:00 our time, of course). Are stunts like this helpful, will they change minds in a useful and productive way? Maybe not. Is it a way to support Dallas' thriving LGBT community -- our friends, neighbors, relatives, artists, teachers, community leaders - and an opportunity to say "we're 'GLADD' you're here." Absolutely.

Besides, when has kissing ever been anything but awesome? Come make out with us on Friday.

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tiffanylreed

what CFA will everyone be at?

wyndrunhr

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I wanna go! I'm straight but will kiss any one of the same sex that will have me........(for a straight this this going to be really hard but sometimes we just have to make sacrifices to stand up for what we believe in!)

Please tell me which Chic Fil-hate near or in Dallas and what time?

djd114

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I think it's disrespectful of the families that eat there. Not because their gay, but because they're making out in a family restaurant.

tiffanylreed

@djd114 no making out, just a simple kiss.

imalwaysright

@djd114 your improper spelling of "they're" is disrespectful.

bringmeabucket

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It's a great protest. Having a bunch of guys kissing in the restaurant will certainly ruin a lot of people's appetites.

Freedomofspeech

Brentney, please name one person that has been into Chick-Fil-A and been treated like a second class citizen because they are gay. It doesn't happen. Period.

Ardy

@Freedomofspeech NIce strawman.

EdD.

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The prospect of ladies making out with each other is just going to lure folks to the restaurant. At dinner time. And you can't just sit there watching the smooching without a lemonade and waffle fries, right? Yeah, this is going to be counter-productive at best.

tiffanylreed

@EdD. thats funny...i will be kissing my girl with with some class and respect.

Heino

This is not going to go so well in Texas. I hope law enforcement and/or security will be at the restaurants that day. Lots of nutjobs out there who are not going to react in a sane fashion...

reedtango

So true--why does one always get a hankering for this stuff on a Sunday afternoon? lol

xdarkridex

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Well I, for one, am THRILLED that the leaders of CFA who have made those statements will be on hand to witness this protest!

Oh, wait...they won't be? Just minimum-wage teenagers who likely don't give a quarter of a damn whether people are kissing in their restaurant and what gender they are. Also, a bunch of customers who may or may not give a quarter of a damn, but have even less control over the issue of same-sex marriage than the people in charge of CFA. Unless, you know, a US Senator happens to be eating a #1 with extra pickles at the time.

So yeah, enjoy your snogging. Just don't expect to do anything besides kissing and trying to resist the smell of CFA's delicious sandwiches.

BrentneyH

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@xdarkridex I think snogging for the sake of snogging is a win-win situation. As for "delicious sandwiches," we're going to have to agree to disagree on that one.