Top 100 Reasons Texas Is Twice as Awesome as Any Other State


51. Everybody knows somebody who has a ranch.
52. Bill Hicks lived and died here.
53. We still have the moon rocks.
54. Betty Buckley was born here and still lives in Fort Worth.
55. SXSW is now cooler than the Sundance Film Festival.
56. Cheap avocados.
57. Great surfing. But we like to keep that to ourselves.
58. You can go to an opera and a rodeo and see the same people in the crowd at both.
59. No state income tax. So far, anyway.
60. We get heat, ice storms, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes.
61. Lots of chupacabra sightings.
62. Frozen margaritas were invented here.

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63. The State Fair of Texas, which has changed very little in 50 years but is still the biggest, best damn state fair in the land.
64. Farrah Fawcett splashed in the NorthPark fountain and was born and raised in Corpus Christi.
65. Currently the leader in most reality shows filmed about one city/state.
66. Did we mention our State used to be a nation? Our state used to be a nation.
67. More songs written about/involving Texas than rest
68. "Everything is bigger in Texas" -- We have the most "legendary" perception from others, national and internationally.
69. More than 10 distinct ecological regions (Coastal Plains, Delta Valley, Deserts, Mountains, Hill Country, etc.)
70. UT Austin owns all the Woodward and Bernstein files from Watergate.
71. First state to successfully prosecute those nutty FLDS pedophiles.
72. Dinosaur tracks in Glen Rose
73. Texas toast.
74. Real iced tea from teabags, not that California mango crap.
75. Gruene Hall, which has a unique history all its own
76. Tubing down the Guadalupe and Comal Rivers
77. The Alamo, y'all; it's especially beautiful lit up at night
78. Joe Ely
79. UT Austin has Norman Mailer's papers, and also LBJ's
80. Fiesta in San Antonio (it's a citywide party)
81. Wes Anderson was born here

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82. The sky! And the best thunderstorms you've ever seen.
83. Larry McMurtry's Booked Up shops in Archer City
84. The Harry Ransom Center
85. Chicken fried steak
86. A state shape that makes for excellent souvenirs, aside from the aforementioned cookies
87. The Texas Rangers are nice boys.
88. Buddy Holly
89. And therefore, the very excellent Buddy Holly Center in Lubbock
90. Big Bend National Park
91. Austin City Limits (the show, not the fest)
92. East Texas Bigfoot
93. John Graves
94. Shiner and Rahr
95. Enchanted Rock

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96. Barbecue
97. Dead Armadillos Drinking Lone Star, and related folk art/crafts
98. Roy Orbison
99. Roky Erickson
100. George Jones
Fuck it, Texas has the richest musical heritage of any state in the Union.


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jcorder
jcorder

Whataburger, Cadillac Ranch, Big Texan, Blue Bell, Palo Duro (2nd largest canyon in the nation), Dr. Pepper.  Why ask to name people and see if they count when they aren't from Texas?  You didn't even get George Strait.  There's more to Texas than just people though. Oh and for the love of God, UT Austin is not the only D1 school in Texas.  We actually hold a record of how many universities we have. 

Colin T Madigan
Colin T Madigan

and its cheap enough to save up and move the fuck out of that shit hole too

Megan Dodson
Megan Dodson

I wish half of these weren't references to celebrity culture. People don't benefit from living here because of that and they're just people.

Mike Hathaway
Mike Hathaway

Ummm.. "more mega-churches" is hardly something to celebrate

Jason Haeger
Jason Haeger

Hmm.. Tennessee might have a "richer" music heritage, but I don't argue. God bless Texas.

ronbryzon
ronbryzon

And the 'Number One' reason what's great about Texas..... 'Obama is not from here'.

ronbryzon
ronbryzon

Because I am here......period.

Jon Jackson
Jon Jackson

Chuck Norris is a steaming pile of excrement, but the rest of the list is more or less spot on.

mossgathers
mossgathers

Seriously, the Dallas Cowgirl Cheerleaders? There are so many things that would knock that off the list. Girls dressed like hookers cheering for brain injury is not even on the radar for what makes Texas great. 

tavia82
tavia82

7 eleven, Bonnie and Clyde, Neiman Marcus

Kenny
Kenny

Well I am shocked that there was no Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo!!!

Anon101
Anon101

My school started us in 1st grade...then again, I was in a gifted program at the time and we were learning things the grades above us were learning 

HillCountryTx
HillCountryTx

The Houston Chronicle did a much better job with their list and they only named 50 things. How do you have twice as many and not name whataburger?

furniture stores Corpus Christ
furniture stores Corpus Christ

Torremolinos Shopping Centre has two pedestrian entrances, one from the Avenida Palma de Mallorca - the main artery road of Torremolinos - and another from the pedestrian Plaza de la Independencia. A third entrance is in the parking of Isabel Manoja Street, which opens 24 hours. To ensure that customers can shop in comfort, within the grounds are enabled a children's play area and restaurants where you can take a break and a snack. 

The Pistol
The Pistol

Maves get a shout-out over the Spurs, Any Bias here, you decide: Since their inaugural 1980–81 season, the Mavericks have won three division titles (1987, 2007, 2010), two conference championships (2006, 2011), and one NBA Championship (2011).San Antonio Spurs Since joining the NBA in 1976-77Companionship 4 (1999, 2003, 2005, 2007)Conference titles 4 (1999, 2003, 2005, 2007)Division titles 17 (1978, 1979, 1981, 1982, 1983, 1990, 1991, 1995, 1996, 1999, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2009, 2011) and yeah I live in San Antonio but really who has the more impressive record?

ObserverFan
ObserverFan

God, nothing brings out the whiners more than a list.

Gorgydan
Gorgydan

Um those earthquakes you feel are from Oklahoma

Joe
Joe

Unless I missed these:

O'Neil Ford.Integrated circuit was invented here.Pocket transistor radio was invented here.more species of bat than any other state.

spd
spd

Who ever wrote this made it blatantly clear they are a longhorns fan. A&M is part of Texas, too. How about a little love now?

Zoeym80-tx
Zoeym80-tx

You mentioned the mavs. But you failed to mention the San Antonio Spurs and the fact that they have 4 Championships!! I think that's another reason Texas is so great. But I'm not surprised you omitted that fact.

Tindalt
Tindalt

Did I miss a mention of the Tyler Rose, Earl Campbell and many of the other great athletes not named Nolan Ryan

sphillipstcu
sphillipstcu

Are we not going to acknowledge the San Antonio Spurs domination of NBA championships? I know the Mavs are actually worth mentioning now that Cuban has gotten his way but, I feel in the spirit of Texas we could combine our NBA championship numbers for #101

Texasdave60
Texasdave60

What?  "Night of the White Pants" and "Love and a .45" don't make the cut?  Dallas' own Amy and C.M. Talkington oughta make the list.

David
David

Travel Channel has Schlitterbahn down as the number 1 water park in the world, but didnt make your list??? Instead Mark C and the Dallas mavs, your kidding right? Rockets 2 rings, Spurs 4 rings, Mavs ONE. Fiesta in SA and TX BBQ should have been listed much higher.

trimps
trimps

this is some delusional homer-type bullshit right here..

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall

Real Ale (Blanco TX)- to go with Shiner and RahrBarbara Jordan - who could give a speach that would make rock get up and march

Robert
Robert

23.In some Texas towns, you can hear native Texans speaking Spanish, German and Polish.

24. Oh, and Czech, too

The Texans speaking German, Polish, Czech, Slovac, and Wendish are dying off, brofessor.

Oh, and there was an Oak Cliff guy who could speak them all.

CR
CR

I didn't realize how awesome Texas was 20 years ago. 

houstonite
houstonite

you forgot blue bell ice cream and chappell hill sausage

txdust80
txdust80

This list I can tell is dallas biased.  Mark Cuban?  This is suppose to be a state wide list and Mark Cuban made the list while Tim Duncan, Stevie ray Vaughn, Texas instruments,  Texas's booming wineries.  Heck there are some many things that trump Cuban.  

Jackie Stephens
Jackie Stephens

I could have missed it, but I didn't see Audie Murphy in that list. 

Paul
Paul

Even if this was made a Top 1,000 reasons it would still be too short and many items would be left out ... People:  Jim Hogg, Pappy Lee O'Daniel, Ross Sterling, Glenn McCarthy, Janis Joplin, HL Hunt and all of the Hunt clans, Sam Houston, William B. Travis, Stephen F. Austin, and all of the other scamps, scoundrels and bigger than life people ... Places:  Caddo Lake, Browder Springs, PKL, Piney Woods, Blackland Praire, Permian Basin, Llano Estacado, Palo Duro Canyon, Enchanted Rock, Big Bend, McCommas Bluff, Edwards Plateau, Guadalupe Mountain ... just to name a few ... Things:  Spindletop, Santa Rita No. 1, DMA, deMenil Collection, Bayou Bend, Jim Hall Museum, Ft. Worth Stock Show and Rodeo, THE State Fair of Texas, Fair Park .... Oh and one other thing ... Counties that are larger than several states ...

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@furniture stores Corpus Christ Good to know, thanks a bunch!!!

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@The Pistol Except the Spurs are completely hateable since D Rob left and the Mavs have dirty Dirk Diggler. 

alteredjustice
alteredjustice

@ObserverFan "wah wah I hate whiners" - ObserverFan

mixmastermod
mixmastermod

With respect, Tim Duncan may be real swell, but he didn't win MVP this year, nor did his team take the championship.

SRV has been addressed, as have a ton of the musicians we didn't have room to list because there's just too damn many. Maybe DC9 can swing that list!

Paul
Paul

Ummmm ... isn't the magazine called The Dallas Observer?

Garrrgoyle
Garrrgoyle

And what about Whataburger? Created in Corpus Christi! 

cowtownracefan43
cowtownracefan43

a thousand might come close, but several people/places/things were omitted from this list, such as:

People: omit gov.ann & molly, replace with PHYLIS GEORGE (you gotta to love a Miss America that can  'saw off a few chords of the Orange Blossom Special') add AUDIE MURPHY (USA's most decorated soldier-ever), CHESTER NIMITZ (greatest sailor since LORD NELSON) the first king of country music, BOB WILLS (my hawaiian grandma's favorite musician) and another pretty good musican VAN CLIBURN, dang me, i forgot another musican-ROGER MILLER,

Places: San Jacinto Monument (ours has stood thru a more than a few hurricanes and is actually taller than that cracked one in d.c.), largest state capitol building (also taller than that crackpot filled one in d.c.), we were the first to have our own battleship (the soon to be 100 year old USS TEXAS BB-36), the largest inland population center in the world (DFW), the largest airport in the world (bigger than that island in NYC-and better than that one in france), home of the AMERICAN QUARTERHORSE (best breed of man's noblest companion), cowboy capitol of the world-Stephenville, worlds' largest rodeo and stock show, the oscar meyerson (where else are you going to see Robert-don't call me bob-Plant and Charlie Pride-oh yeah that Hammlish guy, from the same seat), great art musuems (KIMBALL, CARTER, MODERN),

Things: Col. Travis' letter to General Sam on the eve of the battle of the ALAMO (makes me tear up every time i hear/read it), ice houses, rice (TEXAS grows more rice than Japan or any other state-nearly all the rice companies at HQ'd in houston), freeway interchanges, golf (well maybe we didn't invent it, but Texans damnsure perfected it-see Byron Nelson, Ben Hogan, Tom Kite, Freddie Couples, i could go on), fajitas, helium (TEXAS has over 90% of the known supply), BLUEBELL, SHINER BOK, deep-fried shrimp (CHRISTIES' SEAFOOD in houston invented the stuff), racin' (ok maybe we didn't invent that either, but again we perfected it-see AJ FOYT, JOHNNY RUTHERFORD, LLOYD RUBY, JIM HALL, the LABONTE brothers, BEN SPIES, COLIN EDWARDS, MIKE KIDD, i could go on-also almost forgot the F1-USGP, in austin november,2012), famous quotations (for example DAVY CROCKETT upon his leaving, said YA'LL CAN GO TO HELL-I'M GOIN TO TEXAS, DRIVE FRIENDLY, and WHO SHOT JR?), best little 'chicken ranch'-a story made the careers of many people (see ZZ TOP, DAN RATHER, DOLPH BRISCOE, TOMMY TUNE,  i could go on),

i'm sure i'm forgeting something

sphillipstcu
sphillipstcu

 ....And how many do the mavs have in comparison?

Paul
Paul

I still like "counties bigger than several states" ... good list though ...

Remember the old saying: "Never ask a feller where he's from, 'cause if he ain't from Texas you'll jes' embarass him ... and if he is, he'll tell ya anyway ..."

mixmastermod
mixmastermod

All of those great. But minds are truly blown that we, admittedly, forgot Blue Bell. How we did that, there's no telling.

The helium thing is also way cooler than cool.

Dalton
Dalton

I've always said Never ask a man where he is from because if he's from Texas you'd know.  If he's not then who cares.

Rattatner
Rattatner

Carol Burnet, "Don't Mess with Texas", 'Lady Bird' Johnson (championed beautifying the highways), the River Walk in SA (many cities have based their river walks on the SA model), the ferry to Port Aransas, Austin City Limits (the PBS show), Michael Nesmith and his mom (He was one of The Monkees and she invented Liquid Paper)

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