Top 100 Reasons Texas Is Twice as Awesome as Any Other State
51. Everybody knows somebody who has a ranch.
52. Bill Hicks lived and died here.
53. We still have the moon rocks.
54. Betty Buckley was born here and still lives in Fort Worth.
55. SXSW is now cooler than the Sundance Film Festival.
56. Cheap avocados.
57. Great surfing. But we like to keep that to ourselves.
58. You can go to an opera and a rodeo and see the same people in the crowd at both.
59. No state income tax. So far, anyway.
60. We get heat, ice storms, earthquakes, tornadoes and hurricanes.
61. Lots of chupacabra sightings.
62. Frozen margaritas were invented here.
63. The State Fair of Texas, which has changed very little in 50 years but is still the biggest, best damn state fair in the land.
64. Farrah Fawcett splashed in the NorthPark fountain and was born and raised in Corpus Christi.
65. Currently the leader in most reality shows filmed about one city/state.
66. Did we mention our State used to be a nation? Our state used to be a nation.
67. More songs written about/involving Texas than rest
68. "Everything is bigger in Texas" -- We have the most "legendary" perception from others, national and internationally.
69. More than 10 distinct ecological regions (Coastal Plains, Delta Valley, Deserts, Mountains, Hill Country, etc.)
70. UT Austin owns all the Woodward and Bernstein files from Watergate.
71. First state to successfully prosecute those nutty FLDS pedophiles.
72. Dinosaur tracks in Glen Rose
73. Texas toast.
74. Real iced tea from teabags, not that California mango crap.
75. Gruene Hall, which has a unique history all its own
76. Tubing down the Guadalupe and Comal Rivers
77. The Alamo, y'all; it's especially beautiful lit up at night
78. Joe Ely
79. UT Austin has Norman Mailer's papers, and also LBJ's
80. Fiesta in San Antonio (it's a citywide party)
81. Wes Anderson was born here
82. The sky! And the best thunderstorms you've ever seen.
83. Larry McMurtry's Booked Up shops in Archer City
84. The Harry Ransom Center
85. Chicken fried steak
86. A state shape that makes for excellent souvenirs, aside from the aforementioned cookies
87. The Texas Rangers are nice boys.
88. Buddy Holly
89. And therefore, the very excellent Buddy Holly Center in Lubbock
90. Big Bend National Park
91. Austin City Limits (the show, not the fest)
92. East Texas Bigfoot
93. John Graves
94. Shiner and Rahr
95. Enchanted Rock
97. Dead Armadillos Drinking Lone Star, and related folk art/crafts
98. Roy Orbison
99. Roky Erickson
100. George Jones
Fuck it, Texas has the richest musical heritage of any state in the Union.