Idol Rich: Goodbye, Tim Halperin.

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The wee small RySea stunned us all last night by announcing that 40 million votes had been entered for the 10 audience-selected spots in the American Idol finals. That's what we refer to in the industry as a pant-load, people. And, during the unnecessary two hours of last night's show, there were video montages that were "zany" (silly faces, jokes, flubs, etc.) for the dudes and relatively pathetic bits for the girls. You know, cuz boys are fun and girls are emotional. Way to progress, Idol.

Anyway.

I guessed five for five on the audience-selected guys -- because I am awesome, but that's so not important. They are Casey, Jacob, James, Scotty and Paul. The audience's girls are Lauren, Pia, Karen, Thia and Haley.

T-Halp was given the verdict with Casey and Jacob -- two shoo-ins who made it really obvious he was going to be disappointed, because producers weren't going to fill that many guys' spots in one fell swoop.

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Idol Rich: Can Tim Halperin Make the Top 12?

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During last night's showing of the Top 12 gents, it bame abundantly clear: This competition is unbelievably tough.

And it's not just because there's a great deal of talent on this season of American Idol. Rather, it's because the judges and the show have included some niche performers who, in the past, probably wouldn't have seen air time.

Good on them. Bad for Fort Worth's Tim Halperin.

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Idol Rich: FW's Tim Halperin Makes Top 24

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Fort Worth singer-songwriter Tim Halperin, whose music we first shared with you back in July, had some ups and downs throughout his Hollywood Week auditions, according to the Idol judges. So, the challenge they'd presented him with this week was showing them who he really was. And, in his final audition before the Top 24 cuts, he showed them -- by performing an original piece.

At first, the song "When It's Over" seemed to prove true for T-Halp. Right after a trip down the too-long runway and a sit-down with the judges, Steven Tyler said, "I'm sorry to tell you..." and then the cameras cut to a contender exiting the doors to meet Ryan Seacrest. Only, once there, Halperin excitedly announced, "I'm in the Top 24!"

Those tricky editors...

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Idol Rich: Two Locals Aim for Top 40

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Last night, this season's remaining 50 Idol contestants left the City of Angels for the City of Sin and began working on Beatles classics in pairs and trios. Vocal coaches were essentially flogging them with barbed critiques during rehearsal and in what I assume was meant to be a cute montage, and lots of young vocalists admitted on national television that they didn't know/had never heard/couldn't point out in a line up anything to do with the Fab Four.

Mop top says "What?"

Because he had worked with John Lennon in the past, and is a recurring featured player on this season of Idol, contestants ran through a casual audition for record guru Jimmy Iovine and his posse. Iovine -- and his scarf -- were unhappy with the varied results.

The reason for the Vegas trip? Cirque du Soleil's The Beatles LOVE show is there, so, uh... you know. Makes sense, right? Well, not really, but OK. The kids did get to see the show after their horrendous day, so we all get our product placement and adorable "Ah!" faces in the audience and everyone was marginally happy.

But when it came time for the contestants to perform for the actual judges, there was a lot of schlock, some quality talent, and serious camera time for Fort Worth's Tim Halperin, 23.

He sat behind the keys, opposite Los Angeles' Julie Zorrilla, 20, seated behind her own keys, and the two traded verses on "Something."

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Idol Rich: And the Winner Is...

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This is, essentially, a "closure" post.

I think we all have to come terms with the fact that Fort Worth/Cool's Casey James was let go in favor of the inferior Lee DeWyze.

Whether or not I think CJ should be the American Idol, I've blogged the finale because he and a couple of other North Texans were on it... and because I just can't help myself.

It was that much of a slow-moving clusterfuck. 

My first thought of the show was, "Hey there's an Oompa Loompa! Wait, no, that's just Ryan Seacrest who apparently got a little crazy with the spray tan."

There he stood, face not matching his hands, saying, "Only two percent separated the finalists come votin' tally" or some such, while Crystal and Lee dwarfed him in their private school uniforms. 

Then the reason for the uniforms became clear. Orianthi busted out the opening riffs of "School's Out" and the Final 12 pranced out on stage. Everyone seemed into the performance (in spite of the schlock factor), grateful to be performing for the packed house.

Everyone but Lee, that is -- which I think pretty much sums up his demeanor for the entire season. Then a kids choir in blackened eyes appeared just before Casey James had the honor of introducing Alice "WTF" Cooper and his goth marching baton. The song ended none-too-soon in a weird choreographed group pose and, thankfully, Siobhan Magnus had on a skort because the camera was so totally up in her lady biz.

I'm not one to bullshit, people. All of this happened in the first five minutes of the show. And I laughed through the entire thing, which, I'm pretty certain, was not the desired effect.

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Idol Rich: Fare Thee Well, Casey James

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That small-town charm, camera-ready look and actual musical skill--though a little jam-bandy--couldn't win Casey James the title of American Idol...or get him into the finale.

Gotta say I would've traded Lee DeWyze for the CeeJer if only because both CJ and Crystal Bowersox incorporated their own original songs into their home trip video packages. Original material earns an Idol card in my book. I'm not even sure that Lee has original music because he's never really mentioned it.

I could be wrong, but if not, sounds like ol' LD's prime for molding by a record label.

Anyway, despite seeing Casey lose to the paint salesman, it was totally entertaining and sorta enjoyable to see him legitimately freaked out on his trip home by the screaming hoards of brace-faced teens and that one woman who had him sign... her... dachshund... puppy. He went from Fox morning show to AT&T store to Key's to Fort Worth Stockyards to Wildflower Festival, with a stop in the middle to thank the doctors and nurses that helped save his life after an accident several years ago. I gotta admit, that part was touching--he got so choked up, he couldn't even read aloud the inscription on his guitar, so he handed it to the good doctor to do it for him.

But anyway, in honor of his departure on last night's episode, after the jump, we've posted a few of Caseys' most well-regarded moments from his time on American Idol. Enjoy.

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Idol Rich: C and C Don't Get Love Like Lee

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As the contest dwindles, it seems the contestants were hailing from more specific locations.

Casey James wasn't so much from Fort Worth, or Cowtown, as some folks call it. No, he's was from teensy Cool, Texas.

Looks like the producers acknowledged that viewers are more likely to tune in if they see a singer from big city they've heard of, but will feel more endeared to them if they come to know more about them and find they're just small town kids like the rest of us.

Kinda like how we all watch the Real Housewives of New York City but then watch them actually living in the removed community of the Hamptons half of the season. Or something.

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Idol Rich: And Now There Are Three

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Apparently, almost 37 million votes determined last night's Idol elimination and Seacrest said it was the most of the season... but, then again, on the season finale of Season Three, there were more than twice that many, propelling Fantasia to victory.

Speaking of Fantasia, she performed on last night's show. Her hair was a little like Justin Bieber's and her song was none too memorable, but she promised to have a new album out soon. It was a strange and vaguely downtrodden way start to the show, but I've gotten used to the odd with these results shows.

They aren't so much jam-packed as they are "Um, K, let's fill up this hour."

What really shocked me was the Ford video featuring "Put the Message In the Box." For those of you who are as old as I am, you might remember the World Party single off of 1990's Goodbye Jumbo. And while I'm an early World Party fan and happy for the song to get some play with a new generation, it just seemed so... forced. Yeah, it's got a great environmental message and all, but I'm wondering if even one of those contestants knew who the hell they were singing. Karl Wallinger who? Waterboys what? WTF is World Party? Whatever, man. Let's go green! Drive Fiestas!

As per usual, this was a big night for the contestants because if they made it to the Final Three, they get to take a trip back home for a little time with the family and a lot of time getting keys to cities and performing for screaming townspeople and doing news junkets and waving in cars and crying and... you get the idea.

Oddly enough, it would seem that the person kicked off would also get to take a trip home--but for slightly longer than those who get to keep competing. That being said, I'd think there'd still be screaming townspeople, news junkets and, probably, a shitload more crying. But, you know, of a different sort.

Anyway...

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Idol Rich: The Final Four Get Foxxy and Pair Up

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Jamie Foxx. He's an Oscar winner and has sold his fair amount of R&B records. He's also been a mentor on American Idol before. Last season, he got all up in people's grills. And he did it again this one. Foxx Face! 

This time, though, he gave out T-shirts with big words on them: There was "Artist"--which would, I think, be more of a benefit/warning to co-workers and people on the street--and there was "Contestant." Foxx couldn't really explain if the Contestant shirt was bad or not, but he did say Ryan could have both. Not sure if that means what I like to believe that means, but I do think maybe I like Foxx better than I thought.

I also think there should have been an "Artestant" or "Contist" just for the sake of confusing the recipient. (Oh, fake words on T-shirts, you are so under-loved.) Someone make me one. K, thanks.

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Idol Rich: "Blue Skies" Were Smiling on Casey James

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American Idol opened its results show with the Top Five performing a medley of Frank Sinatra classics and the announcement that, next week, the remaining contestants would get the guidance of Jamie Foxx.

Genre? Songs of the cinema. With Foxx, I would've expected vocal impersonations (what up, Faux Ray Charles!), but I digress.

After the Ford music video (Plain White Ts' "1,2,3,4") we were regaled with a video package of what the contestants do on Tuesdays. Um, K. Clearly this show doesn't still need to be an hour long if there's that much attention given to the fact that they really like it when it's burrito breakfast day.

Lady Gaga performed "Alejandro" in a fishnet body stocking, bra and thong surrounded by male dancers in high-waisted undies. It was risque for Idol, but visually entertaining. The crowd went wild but I'm guessing there were just a few too many 'rents in the audience because there were zero reaction shots. She's an icon, to be sure, but I'm not real sure how she fit into the show. 

After another video package of Harry Connick, Jr. cutting up during mentor sessions, he performed a sleepy jazzy version of the Beatles' "And I Love Her" off his new album. Of the out-takes, two faves included HCJ telling Casey's mom on the phone that her son was "one ugly son of a gun" and his declaration that instead of being a mentor he thought he might try being a centaur. I really love centaur jokes. Also, his biting humor and sarcasm caught some of the contestants off guard and, you know, there's nothing like a little schadenfreude to help you through a too-long episode of Idol.

The T5 then did a medley of Connick's songs with him on keys and all of them--especially Casey--were better than they'd been the previous night.

So who got sent home? In the end, I predicted well--in the sense that the opposite of what I say usually happens.

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