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Roderick PullumIt's too hot out for a letter jacket, man.
a dude dressed up like a candy cane has the balls to question others, you suck mipsters
@ JaniceA: Girl. Keep yo Press-On nails in yo FEMA trailer. Just kidding, beyotch!
Coming from Mexican Popeye on steroids? Just kidding bro.