25 Ways to Tell You Spend Too Much Time in Deep Ellum

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Deep Ellum is not the only place in where music happens in Dallas. But it is the most storied: It's where our blues scene found its legs and where Kurt Cobain found our fists. And today, the neighborhood is home to every kind of show, from one person with an acoustic guitar to touring metal bands on elevated stages. It is in tribute to this dense little strip of warehouses and bars that we present this, the 25 ways to tell you're spending too much time in Deep Ellum. It's a checklist well worth completing.

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25. You gave the robot by the DART station a name.

24. You've peered into the window of that sex shop at all the leather stuff.

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Stanton Stephen

23. Gabe at Black Swan knows your favorite infusion.
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22. You've seen the sun rise from Buzzbrews.

Mark Graham

21. You know what all the artwork at 3 Links means.
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20. You've spent an hour lining up for the Dada bathroom.

19. You can't remember what grass looks like.

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Mike Brooks

18. You actually know the way to Sandbar Cantina.
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17. You're on the high-score board for the erotic spot-the-difference game at Trees.

16. You know about the secret free parking lot (we're not sharing).

15. You have a favorite style of burger at Angry Dog.

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Lauren Drewes Daniels

14. All your glasses at home are "sample cups" from Deep Ellum Brewing Company's "tours."
See also: Meet Deep Ellum Brewing Co.'s New Head Brewer, Jeremy Hunt

13. You've considered a career as a parking attendant because of the cool flag they get to wave.

12. You can name everyone in the photos on the walls of Allgood Cafe.

11. You've ever actually been in the Boiler Room.



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6 comments
killgarland
killgarland

Turner will happily regale you on the story of fisticuffs with kurt nobrain.  Just buy him a pbr.

Arlen Roy Sauer
Arlen Roy Sauer

Bob was my neighbor when I lived off mockingbird... so yeah Bob is a good dude...

Jon Binford
Jon Binford

You guys hire the Woodrow Wilson Yearbook staff to do all your writing?

Iggy Rodriguez
Iggy Rodriguez

11. " You've ever actually been in the Boiler Room" so you've spent too much time in the Deep ellum if you actually been to The Boiler Room...WTF is that suppose to mean!

DigitalSoapbox
DigitalSoapbox

@Iggy Rodriguez Pretty sure it means that place is a shit show. Which it is.

downtownworker
downtownworker

They really should rename the robot. His actual name is "Traveling Man" but that just doesn't sound quirky enough.

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