The Complete Guide to Dallas Pools: Residential

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Valerie Thompson

Editor: The days of constant sweat are upon us. Fortunately, Dallas has an especially fine array of pools. Some are easy to find, some are ... less so. Deb Doing Dallas has a way with these things, fortunately, and she'll be leading you on a tour of pretty much every pool you hope to dip a toe in this summer. They're divided into three categories: Hotels, residential and public(ish).

OK, the rules of crashing someone else's home pool are the same rules to being a good guest. Don't be the last one to leave, proceed as though these are your own neighbors, arrive with gifts.

See also:
-The Complete Guide to Dallas Pools: Public(ish)
-The Complete Guide to Dallas Pools: Hotels


Illume

Neighborhood: Cedar Springs

What to wear: Short shorts, no shorter.

What to drink: A Skinny Girl Margarita, because THOSE SHORTS.

Who you will meet: The boys club certainly holds court at Illume but the party is welcoming to all, including the occasional drag queen. Wait, why am I not at this pool every weekend?

Suggested pool toys and accessories: Full face, full hair, the only pool where I can encourage a high heel.

Tips and tricks: Just up your game, whatever it is, just in case you have a drag show to compete with.

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Any Power Property Pool

Neighborhood: Mostly Lakewood.

What to wear: There isn't as much urgent need to wear a pool costume (although, why you don't enjoy dressing up in pool costumes is lost on me) since you are basically just hitting up a residential setting, but these pools can be a little pick-up-ish, so singletons, prepare how you may.

What to drink: BYO micheladas. And bring some cash for the paleta man.

Who you will meet: Maybe other people who live at the Power Property of your choice? But probably other folks like you, um, "borrowing" the pool.

Suggested pool toys and accessories: Food and drink and cigarettes. You are crashing someone's home; you need tools for hospitable bartering.

Tips and tricks: Save the gate codes as you gather them, don't overstay your welcome and wait to be properly invited to a night swim. In East Dallas, this is where they frequently are.



Any Uptown Mega-Plex

Neighborhood: Uptown, the very heart of it.

What to wear: Bikinis. Boat shoes. Bro-type stuff. This location has pick-up potential, so if that's what you are after -- prepare aesthetically.

What to drink: Miller Lite, Tito's vodka.

Who you will meet: Bros. Babes. Bros and Babes.

Suggested pool toys and accessories: A BMW.

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8 comments
jen.s.davis
jen.s.davis

How can this be called a complete guide to residential pools in Dallas if you only list 1 specific pool? 

arecbarrwin
arecbarrwin

Color me unimpressed - this article was uninformed, uninteresting, and unideniably lame.

Z0RR0
Z0RR0

Why show the gables crappy pools?

I can think of at least 15 better pools in high rises - like the cirque for one....


This added no value to my life.

jason008
jason008

this is the complete guide?

doofUSA
doofUSA

well that sure was a lazy write up

Kiernan_Maletsky
Kiernan_Maletsky moderator

@jason008 The residential part of it, anyway -- check the links at the top for public and hotel pools. 

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