11 Dads Who Aren't Having a Good Time at a Ke$ha Concert
Via Jaime-Paul Falcon's Twitter.
Father's Day may have been a few weeks ago, but walking around Gexa Energy Pavilion on Sunday gave a whole new perspective on what lengths some fathers will go to support their children's choice of music. So, presented with marginal comment, a small photo essay called "The 11 Best Dads at Ke$ha/Pitbull":
11. "Relaxed" Dad
While you would expect cargo-short Dad on the left to make the list, he is immediately pushed off by "zero fucks given" shoeless Dad chilling on the blanket. If you're going to take your kids to see Ke$ha, you might as well try and relax.
10. "What the hell are these kids wearing" Dad
This poor guy was just a head on the swivel as he was constantly looking from side to side with a look of utter confusion on his face. This is a man who does not get ripped fishnets under neon shirts.
9. "Get out of my way, I need a beer" Dad
Just get out of this guy's way; he's had it with this shit and needs a beer. He made this trek at least four times by my count.
8. "Please let that not be my daughter twerking" Dad
The look of terror on this guy's face when he heard the "woos" of the Circle Twerk was almost too much to handle. Luckily, it wasn't his daughter who was trying to bounce down on a can of Bud Lite Lime.