The Kenny Chesney Tailgate Dos and Don'ts: Photo Essay

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Rachel Parker

Kenny Chesney's No Shoes Nation tour came to Cowboys Stadium, bringing the DFW Chapter of said Nation to Arlington for a day of drinking, flag waving and camaraderie. Massive country tours don't get any better than this in 2013 -- Kenny's undercard includes unlikely superstar/brilliantly odd songwriter Eric Church, the Denton-bred Eli Young Band and Kacey Musgraves, the pot-smoking singer you can expect to find on year-end best-of lists of all stripes come December.

So there was plenty of cause for celebration, and celebrate the No Shoes Nation did. Let them show you how it's done:

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Rachel Parker
Do: Start the day with tall boys. It's about efficiency, people.

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Don't: Put yourself at an unfair cornholing disadvantage by standing too far back. Your foot can go up to the front of the board. Observe:

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Do: Pick a theme. This is a good one -- it's festive, it's east to execute, fashion-wise and it maybe keeps your car five or six degrees cooler.

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18 comments
djdruemitchell
djdruemitchell

I thought you'd be a so much meaner,..you need to give the LA Weekly guys some pointers on how to roll. Those dudes are aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaholes

cancanshan
cancanshan

The little girl getting a high five from Mike Eli is my daughter Tinsley! Does anyone have photos of her getting the autographed guitar from Kenny at the end of the evening? I would love photos of that momemt. Thanks so much for sharing this wonderful pic!!

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

so fat heifers dbags and and passed out sluts.  Yeah that sounds like a great combo, so that is what nashville is these days

ThisMusicSucks
ThisMusicSucks

Don't:  listen to this horse shit they try and pass off as "country music", let alone, "good music" in general.

garlandsucks
garlandsucks

douchebags and fat chicks, glad I missed this one...thank you DO for confirming every concert choice I make...Love you.

logic4dallas
logic4dallas

Don't leave your Landshark wooden surfboard unanchored...it will be stolen.

garlandsucks
garlandsucks

@ThisMusicSucks kenny chesnery puts the dick in dixie and the cunt in country....and apparently is "a faggot looking over at me" as the great, great III says.

NewsDog
NewsDog

@logic4dallas   Do take it to the Jimmy Buffett concert. Which I did the week before. 

Kiernan_Maletsky
Kiernan_Maletsky

@ScottsMerkin @JustSaying @MaxFretner    I'm putting that on my resume. 

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