How the Super Bowl Halftime Show is Exactly like the Andrews Sisters (Kind Of)


For the Andrews Sisters, this isn't such a bad deal. All art is of its time, sure, but the melodies and the performances are timeless, even if I'm receiving them differently. If the beats that are supposed to be sexy just come off goofy-sexy, so be it.

For the Super Bowl Halftime Show, though--it might never recede completely into novelty and misunderstanding, but every year it's harder to imagine a single artist appealing to as many people as a beer commercial about three multicultural bros making a bitchin' trebuchet out of empty bottles of Bud Sexhaver.

Beer commercials appear to be unkillable, and football won't change much until we're ready to feel super guilty about concussions. Pull an ad or a few snaps from the 1993 game tape--the Leon Lett fumble if you're a Bills fan, literally any other play if you're a Cowboys fan--and things will look about right.

But music? Pop has never been so balkanized before; even last year's biggest hits burst out of smaller markets--indie rock, Bieber-entourage, South Korea--before forcing themselves into the halftime-show-demographic's ears. People who grow up in those bubbles, who listen to indie or EDM or any of the other genres that stay willfully separate from the idea of 100 million people listening to one thing at the same time, won't find a rococo, pagan art installation starring a 54-year-old billionaire and Barry Gordy's burnout heirs unifying, or provocative--they'll find it ridiculous. Okay, more ridiculous.

In the meantime, the 2014 Super Bowl Halftime Show will have to find a way to utilize its constant reactionaryism on America's least reactionable superstar. How do you make an abrupt, mostly unnecessary course-correction from Beyonce?



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Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Growing up with Greatest Generation parents I listened to the Andrews Sisters and adored them, along with other white-soul greats.  African-American culture was "ripped-off" by a Hollywood too racist and segregationist to include Blacks in their films; an awful pity.  But at least we can enjoy what we have.  Try this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TurG8WeEQk4

danup
danup

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz One of my favorite big-band songs. Thanks for the YouTube link, this is a great rendition. 

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

P.S. The saxophonist is Tex Beneke, a Fort Worth native.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@danup It's from Orchestra Wives, which also features one of the best dance routines ever filmed, by the incredible Nicholas Brothers, a rare appearance by African-American dancers in vintage movies.

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