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Dear Failed Musician,
Should I make a Christmas record?
Yuletired in Yuma
You know Yuletired, I used to think that Christmas records were stupid, a waste of money for something that would only be relevant for a month out of the year. But even more than that, I didn't think you could be taken seriously as an artist rehashing those tired, silly songs. I had more important artistic endeavors to worry about, and look at me now!
however, can't afford to think like that. You still have a shot at this
thing, which is why I'm telling you to make a Christmas record. I
don't care if you don't observe Christmas. Make a Christmas record
anyway. It couldn't be easier. All the songs you need are already there
and they belong to the public domain, so you don't have to pay anybody
anything. If you want to get creative, write an original song or two as
an added bonus.
what happens: You book a short run of recording time at a studio
(preferably a cheap one), or just do it yourself, and quickly throw
together some arrangements of Christmas songs. After all, Christmas
music is supposed to be whimsical, so you can just have a free-for-all. Ideally, you'll release it digitally before Thanksgiving (better get to work), and by Christmas, you'll have enough money to get your dad a
giant green grill that comes in the shape of an egg.
The best part is, it's not just relevant for one month out of the year.
You can get a good two or three Christmases out of one Christmas
record. And if, for some reason, you get a hit out of it, it's the gift that keeps on giving every year. Write to Ask a Failed Musician here. Ask anything you like. I will do my best to help you not fail also.