Ted Nugent For Vice President? We Made Him Some Promotional Materials...

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Jen Sorensen
Seeing how Waco's resident quote generator/firearms enthusiast Ted Nugent made some rather controversial statements about President Obama this week, which he's already "smoothed" over with Secret Service, and how current Republican candidate for President Mitt Romney is looking for a VP candidate, it only makes sense he would step up.

They could even approach it like one of those odd couple buddy flicks: Mitt and Nuge, standing back to back, arms crossed on the promotional poster. Ted teaches Mitt how to skin an antelope with his bare hands; Mitt teaches Ted how to really "connect" with the American people. Everyone learns a lesson, cue American flag drop.

Nugent comes to Lone Star Park tomorrow, so we've drafted a campaign poster we think really sums up the American dream. Stay classy, Nuge. You've got a lot of people to win over, but just keep reaching for the stars. Or shooting at them, indiscriminately.


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asu87
asu87

when uncle theodore is stealing the headlines it makes you wonder if we all have too much time on our hands. Nugent is a character folks---always has been always will be. I grew up being a big fan....kinda wish we could put all of the politicians in a "stranglehold, baby."

He is a sexist, he is a hunter, he is a conservative-outspoken, rock n roller....

But, he is no more relevant than Alec Baldwin.

Celebrity deathmatch with Nugent vs Baldwin....

Awash
Awash

 Oh Yeah Ted Nugent as VP. That dog won't hunt.

Bill
Bill

Silly goonish cartoons, chuckling nerds and laughing idiots.  You commies don't get it.  You envision an America where our Government protects us.  That promise murdered 100 million civilians in the 20th century.  I stand with the Nuge.  "If I kill it, I eat it.  It was good enough for our forefathers, it's good enough for me".  He doesn't hate Obama, he hates his Marxist view of America as I do.  

Methos000
Methos000

Maybe you could come up with something showing him sh@tting his pants? :)

Wscrawfard
Wscrawfard

I'd vote for Uncle Ted.  He's the modern day John Wayne.  No apologies.

Darrylrs
Darrylrs

Nugent is an embarrassment. The dude hasn't been relevant for three decades. His solo stuff was a sexist mess and the material with Damn Yankees can't impress a sixth grader. The fact that he is so vehement in his hatred for Obama makes me support the President even more.

Oak Cliff Townie
Oak Cliff Townie

 You can stand with TED all day Long but if comes to going to war Ted and his yellow streak will be headed the other direction.

Mister_Mean
Mister_Mean

Bill-it seems that you are a "Tal-i-ban-Repub-li-can" idiot.   You sound like that clown down in Florida who is ranting about the commies in congress.

Darrylrs
Darrylrs

marxist? you need to go back and read das capital. obama is the farthist thing from a marxist. he is a centrist, right leaning democrat who continued bush;s two wars, inacted NOT a single gun control law and has brought the country back from economic collapse brought on my 8 years of neo-con mismangament. nugent is your typically undereducated moron who is also a closet racist.

TomTomGo
TomTomGo

God, you're a delusional douchebag.

3Horn
3Horn

If you mean an empty shell that spouts "feel good" nationalistic bullshit, then I agree.

How the hell is it that a draft dodger like Ted Nugent can scam people into thinking he's some sort of "defender of freedom"?

Steve
Steve

 Whoa, you just outed Ted Nugent as being a sexist!

TerryW
TerryW

 Exactly, Ted can only kill defenseless animals that can't shoot back.  Just another southern racist redneck with weapons.

Perry Moore
Perry Moore

Mr. Nugent is "southern" like Mr. Schutze is southern. Regional bias is the last bastion of the closet bigot.

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