Start Placing Your Bets Now: Is R. Kelly Really Going To Be At Zouk on April 27?

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What with Zouk's past no-show experiences, the announcement of this show on April 27 seems a little dubious. But this is R. Kelly, after all. He may just be lowered down into the club from his own private helicopter. Or perform as a hologram. He seems to have a stronger stomach than Drake.

Oh, and don't forget Tyga tomorrow night at Zouk. Shout out to the guy who was blasting "Rack City" on repeat outside my window from roughly 1:45 - 3 a.m. last night.

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Kergo 1 Spaceship

Lets see.........hmmmmmm?..........is the answer "who gives a shit"? And who is "tyga" and "drake?  Is that the famous comedy duo from the 40's?  No, that's the 3 Stooges.  "Rack City" sounds nice; is that a reference to Baby Dolls?  I have so many questions.......number one on my mind is why I'm trolling some third rate blog, that doesn't even know what Americana is!

biff
biff

He just wants to pee on us.

Deb
Deb

Dear Zouk, This is your chance to make it all up to me. xo -D

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