Vanilla Ice To Bring "Earthquakes With Aftershakes" at Gathering of the Juggalos '11

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iTz VaNiLla IcE, y'ALl!
It's coming: This weekend, in a video starring Dallas' Own Rob Van Winkle (aka Vanilla Ice), the Insane Clown Posse announced the lineup for its annual Gathering of The Juggalos event, which this year will run August 11 - 14 in Cave-In-Rock, Illinois.

What's kind of crazy, though, is that, aside from the make-up wearing bands on ICP's Psychopathic Records label, the lineup's actually pretty decent.

Among those performing along ICP and, of course, the Ice Man, are Busta Rhymes, Ice Cube, Mystikal, Juvenile, DJ Quik, Kottonmouth Kings, Kitty, Dope, Saliva, George Clinton and the P-Funk All Stars, Xzibit, MC Hammer, E-40, Paris, DJ Clay, Lil Wyte, CKY, Tech N9ne and The Dayton Family. A bunch of wrestlers are appearing, too, including "Rowdy" Roddy Piper and "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan (my cousin's cousin, by the way!). There'll also be some comedians, including Brian Posehn.

Which begs the question: Did these people not hear about what happened to Tila Tequila last year?

Fucking festivals. How do they work?

After the jump, bask in the glory that is the whopping 27-minute promo video for the event. Ice's performance is particularly moving.

Oh, and speaking of Ice: Before playing the Gathering, he'll be playing a free show at his drummer Clint Barlow's club, Trees, on July 11, if you get there before 9 p.m.

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11 comments
ChocolateRain
ChocolateRain

You mean Vanilla Ice isn't from Miami? All this time I've been lied to? 

Jennifer Sendez
Jennifer Sendez

haaahhhaaa, the juggalos are dope!! I always smoke with them, they are so cool of a click....all my juggalo homies smoke the 5x extreme strength from http://www.greatamericanherbal...  before the show and it lasts the whole show too, str8 up blazed!!!!

Coleman
Coleman

I watched all 27 minutes of this yesterday...it's like if a bus full of abortions slammed headlong into a septic tank servicing truck in sloooooooow motion.

Bigmac Tony
Bigmac Tony

No what begs the question is what the hell this has anything to do with Dallas or why it needs to be written about here? Irony died in the 90s dude.

MattL1
MattL1

Comment of the day?

Bigmac Tony
Bigmac Tony

Oh, sorry. Sometimes I forget this paper is obsessed with and only writes about music that no one outside of Dallas has given a crap about in 20 years(Paging the Old Bohemians and Jeff Lyles)

Nick R.
Nick R.

Ninja, ninja rap, Pete. 

Meh.
Meh.

One more thing: I hate you for that link.

Bigmac Tony
Bigmac Tony

Oh look! I summoned Jeff Liles and sure enough he appears in your next issue in a completely irrelevant story! 

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