More Awesome Local Music Facial Hair!

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We here at DC9 listen to you, dear readers. Your comments and views are near and dear to our black little hearts. And, after our last facial hair post got a ton of responses, we've figured out what you want.

You want more beards. We'll, we're here to give them to you.

Are beards sexy? Our informal survey says yes. Nothing says "I am man!" more than a Tom Selleck/Grizzly Adams thatch emerging from one's face.

Since the next Texas Beard Round-up isn't till March, please allow us to provide your furry face fix with this latest installment of picks for the best facial hair growers in the Dallas music scene. Check 'em out after the jump.

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Lindsay Graham

Danny Balis (The King Bucks): Several very angry readers wrote to us about our misstep in not including Balis on the last list. We are flattered by how much you guys care. Since we aim to please, here is the Balistache in all its glory.

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Emil Rapstine (The Angelus): Billy Gibbons uses his beard to wipe away the tears of inferiority that fall beneath his sunglasses upon viewing the mighty chin thatch of Rasputin -- err, Rapstine.

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Patrick Michels

Chris Johnson (Telegraph Canyon): Another frequent, adamant reader request. Deciding which member should represent Telegraph Canyon was a challenge -- several of them are sport wondrous whiskers. But Johnson wins by default for his spectacular angry face.

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Ryan Williams (The Baptist Generals, Dust Congress): What if Dimebag Darrell had let his famous goatee grow all the way around his jawline rather than relegating it to just his chin? Ryan Williams, that's what.

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Natasha Marquez Sills

Taylor Young (The O's): If he grew out that Bieber hair, he'd look like the lost Allman brother with that 'stache and sideburns double-whisker-whammy.

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Danny Fulgencio

Ryan Thomas Becker (RTB2): The unkempt Woody Allen hair and glasses, plus neatly groomed mustache, are rapidly becoming an iconic image.

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Lindsay Graham

Joe Butcher (The King Bucks): The King Bucks are stocked with legendary facial fuzz, and Joe Butcher's perfect Burt Reynolds cop-stache is no exception.
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fthis
fthis

this is just stupid...who gives a fuck about facial hair...these bands are all mediocre as well

MelonSugar
MelonSugar

Nice! You guys obviously haven't seen the beard that lives on Michael Munoz's face, Goodnight Ned drummer. 

Kevin
Kevin

brandon brauer aka johnny trashpockets from Elvis Took Acid shoulda been considered

yep
yep

fuck deep dish, and fuck the goddamned ticket already, you fucking sycophants...

Hreeders
Hreeders

No one from the metal scene? This list is a joke.

An Observer
An Observer

"No one from the metal scene" The Metal scene is Dallas is a joke. 

Laura
Laura

This is the second installment - the first had several metal guys (Jeff Biehler, Aaron Gonzalez).

Jonathan
Jonathan

You're right it is a joke.  One of the tags is 'laughs.'  You are quite an astute observer.

Lance
Lance

There's a metal scene in Dallas?

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