Listomania: Ten Songs To Help The Bronx Zoo Cobra Stay Strong
|If you hold on for one more day, things'll go your way.|
So, perhaps he hadn't wandered to Yankee Stadium as some tweets had implied.
Either way, the snake's masterful, elusive jailbreak has inspired us to create a playlist of sorts for the Bronx Zoo Cobra. May you not be deterred by your capture, and find a way to freedom someway down the line. Just don't eat any babies!
And remember: You're the best around. Nothing's going to ever keep you down. Listen to your playlist after the jump.
10. "Jailbreak" - Thin Lizzy
Though you've been captured, we hope for your safe return and a speedy return to freedom. Again, just don't eat any human babies -- please.
9. "Cold Hearted Snake" - Paula Abdul
We don't think your heart's cold, Bronx Cobra, but we figured commiseration with snake-titled songs would assuage your pain.
8. "Snake Farm" - Ray Wylie Hubbard
You'll need a little mysterious blues-y guitar while you're in the can. We imagine you chopping rocks with a pick axe to this tune. Even though you don't have arms.
7. "Get Free" - The Vines
The Vines know how to swing for the fences, too.
6. "Break on Through (To The Other Side)" - The Doors
A little acid-washed jailbreak music might pump you up.
5. "Danger Zone" - Kenny Loggins
What sentient being wouldn't get juiced listening to "Danger Zone"?
4. "No Easy Way Out" - Robert Tepper
See the above statement (times 1000).
3. "Here I Go Again" - Whitesnake
A great rock song. But you're never alone, Bronx Cobra. Especially now that you've been captured.
2. "Runaway" - Bon Jovi
Because it would have been tacky and rude to use "Hit the Road Jack."
1. "Hold On" - Wilson Phillips
A poignant end to our list, thanks to Wilson Phillips.