Listomania: The 30 Best Songs About Genitalia

The Caddyshack soundtrack is slightly phallic.
If Cee-Lo wrote the greatest song of all humankind with "Fuck You," which has sufficiently taken over the Internet this week, then Meat Loaf certainly deserves a firm No. 2 spot for his own masterpiece, "California Isn't Big Enough (Hey There Girl)," a song that finds the 62-year-old singing, quite proudly, "I can barely fit my dick in my pants."

Crazy, right? Uh-huh.

Well, turns out, the Dallas-born Meat Loaf Aday will be performing his own brand of cock rock at the House of Blues on Thursday--and, in his honor, we've decided to dedicate a list to his... uh, presence.

So, without further ado, check out our list of the top 30 songs about genitalia right now.

Well, OK, check it out--all of it, baby--after the jump.

1. Arab Strap "Packs of Three"

2. Nirvana "Heart Shaped Box"

3. Bull Moose Jackson "Big Ten Inch"

4. Prince "Pussy Control"

5. Chuck Berry "My Ding-A-Ling"

6. Riskay "Smell Yo Dick"

7. Fred Schneider "Monster"

8. King Missle "Detachable Penis"

9. Pantera "Use My Third Arm"

10. The Rolling Stones "Cocksucker Blues"

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