It's A Long Way From The Top, If You Used To Rock 'N' Roll...
Why, yes, that is the Dallas-born, Thomas Jefferson High School-educated Marvin Lee Aday (aka Meat Loaf) in the above clip, singing out his love for A1 steak sauce. It's part of a new ad campaign where, no joke, A1 is asking people sing their favorite love songs to their, uh, beef.
There's about a million jokes in there. Do me proud, commenters.