Follow the Cheap Bastard as she scours the city, looking for a good -- or at least non-lethal -- lunch for less than 10 bucks.
Alice Laussade Yes, that says "blow jobs."
Other cars in the drive-thru: 0
Level of seriousness of the person serving me frozen booze in a sealed, plastic bag: HIGHEST
The Original Daiquiris To Go (543 S Riverfront) claims to be "DALLAS TX 1ST FROZEN DRINK SPOT. THINK I'M PLAYIN.'" I could not confirm or deny whether or not they were playin' at this time.More »