Jonathon from Jonathon's Oak Cliff Butt Dialed Me, and Now I Have to Eat This Giant Waffle
Him: Sorry, butt dial.
Me: New phone, I'm clueless anyway
Him: Did you ever see the final "All in One" waffle? This thing has been flying out of our kitchen, 100+ orders per weekend
Me: Quit sending me dirty texts
Him: Can't help it, I have a problem.