Macaulay Culkin's Pizza Underground Band Is Coming to Dallas

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When life keeps giving you anchovies, just cover them up with some extra cheese.
A little background for those who are unfamiliar: Macaulay Culkin, otherwise known as "Kevin!?" from Home Alone, has a pizza-themed Velvet Underground tribute band. If you need more of an explanation than that -- well, there is none, sadly. Pizza Underground rewrites the Velvets' hits with a pizza-centric twist.

The band has been announcing tour dates across the country, and Dallas can now count itself among those lucky cities. According to Central Track, Parade of Flesh announced that The Pizza Underground will be coming to Club Dada on March 12. Tickets are $13 in advance.

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Covers include "Papa John Says," "I'm Beginning to Eat the Slice," "I'm Waiting for Delivery Man," "Cheese Days" and "Take a Bite of the Wild Slice." Also this four-minute video of a very worried-looking Culkin eating a pizza recently turned up on YouTube. It may be a promo for the band or a failed audition tape to be an extra on Sons of Anarchy.

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Would someone please wake me when (and if) he grows up? 


I thought MC died like ten years ago?  Who would go see this drivel?  Maybe the school for the deaf will need to "get out" on the evening they play. 

J_A_ topcommenter

He does look like the poor mans version of Jax


The video is a riff of Warhol's own video eating a hamburger actually. Pretty relevant considering the Velvet Underground pizza combination.


Boy the guy has the New York Heroin Death Stare down.



nothing, and I repeat, nothing is relevant about dog poopin' has more relevance.

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