DFW's Five Weirdest Barbecue Joints

Categories: Meat Week

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Gavin Cleaver
Not pictured: Garden ornaments.
In honor of Sunday's sold-out Meat Fight, we're celebrating smoked animal flesh all week long in our inaugural Meat Week, in which we celebrate the procuring, cooking and face-stuffing of dead-animal flesh.

One of the things that makes barbecue places great is that some of them are just so strange. The sort of places a man with a smoker happened to be one day and declared the need for an eatery of some sort. Traditionally, he would then decorate it with things he found in his yard, like dead animals, license plates and, in the case of one place in Dallas, denim.

This state of affairs then continues for decades, because who gives a shit as long as the meat is good? Here are the five weirdest ones I've encountered in my travels. All of them would make excellent stories on their own.

*****

Tredways (pictured above), Swisher and Parkridge Drive, Corinth, Not Really at an Address as Such -- Full Review

Like being invited to someone's over-the-top garden party, Tredways is a fixed food truck in the middle of a field down an abandoned-looking path somewhere vaguely near Interstate 35 in Corinth. Sitting next to an always-closed flavored ice trailer, and with opening hours that are exactly whatever the staff feel like, this is the smallest and worst food truck park of all time. Not worst in terms of the food, which is pretty good, just worst in terms of, "How is this a viable business model?" Offering patio furniture, an array of garden ornaments and a fine display of smokers, Tredways is Texas' take on the Queen's garden party, if the Queen lived in the middle of fucking nowhere.

*****

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Gavin Cleaver
Also, by crikey, this is some heavily smoked meat.
Smokie's Barbecue, Dallas (6869 Frankford Road) -- Full Review

A barbecue place that takes up approximately a quarter of a convenience store that looks suspiciously like a gas station, the husband and wife team here smoke the meat elsewhere and bring it to the store. There's nowhere to eat it, though, because obviously this is a small convenience store and not a restaurant, which is where things get frankly baffling. Even stranger, if you ask nicely the proprietor of said store will show you around his inexplicable fridges full of English meat pies. Nope. No idea.

*****


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HurrDurr
HurrDurr

Re: Off The Bone. I know you're not from around these parts and all but...


"It's so clearly a former gas station you could almost smell the fumes, "


Except it's so clearly a former Dairy Queen you could almost smell the blizzards.

Sotiredofitall
Sotiredofitall topcommenter

While in Carrollton try the Bar-B-Q Shack (4211 Charles Street - Hebron Parkway)

In the gravel parking lot of a Park Place Trees nursery/landscaping outfit  Only open on Saturdays and not on the first Saturday because you know that's Canton Trade Days

mcdallas
mcdallas

Is the DO obsessed with meat or what?  I wonder how Freud would assess?

LVSLVS
LVSLVS

I'm pretty sure that Quickstop where Smokie's resides is not a gas station

gavin.cleaver
gavin.cleaver moderator

@mcdallas In honor of Sunday's sold-out Meat Fight, we're celebrating smoked animal flesh all week long in our inaugural Meat Week, in which we celebrate the procuring, cooking and face-stuffing of dead-animal flesh.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@mcdallas Its Meat Fight week and as such, as they told us on Monday in the first blog of the week, this week was going to be pretty dedicated to smokey flavored meats 

gavin.cleaver
gavin.cleaver moderator

@LVSLVS bizarre. I dunno why I had it in my head that it was, but street view confirms you're right. I've fixed the paragraph.

LVSLVS
LVSLVS

@gavin.cleaver @LVSLVS I used to drive by it every day to and from work. It has sort of a gas station vibe and seems like it should be a gas station but there isn't enough real estate to house pumps.


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