The Rangers Now Serve a Texas Taco Dog, Which Is Exactly What It Sounds Like

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Metroplex Sportservice
Words just really ... I mean we usually ... but, this time ...

We're thinking that wiener news has peaked, and we're thinking the name of that monstrosity up there needs to reflect its distinctive essence.

According to the Rangers, though, this new culinary creation is simply called the Texas Taco Dog. But we can do better. So we voted and in a landslide have collectively coined it the Carlos Danger Dog. We hope you join us in the renaming of this taco dog.

The Carlos Danger Dog, which is sold behind section 25 in Casa de Fuego, is made with a Nolan Ryan all-beef jumbo hot dog, which is split and loaded with taco meat, topped with cheese, lettuce, sour cream and jalapeños, all stuffed inside a crunch taco shell, which is then tucked into a toasted sausage roll with nacho cheese Doritos.

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Metroplex Sportservice
Additionally, Metroplex Sportservice (the food provider at the Ballpark in Arlington) has created a Mitch Wich Wild, which is made with buffalo, elk, chorizo and bacon; all topped with jalapeños and cheese on a sourdough bun. You can find the Wild at Texas Sized 24 near section 29 on the main concourse.

We're fine with keeping the name the same here.

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10 comments
dixiechickidie
dixiechickidie

Good luck with your... your bottom after eating one of those.

The_triplefake_Brandon_Eley
The_triplefake_Brandon_Eley

With the exception of a Chicago Dog dragged through the garden and The Angry Dog, any hot dog with more than three toppings is starring in its own movie.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

Another good reason to bring your own food.

Oxtail
Oxtail

Their head chef obviously smokes a lot of weed.

JustSaying
JustSaying

This thing has all the ingredients for a really great fat hooker joke but I just can't seem to piece it together.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

This bit has jumped the shark

ChrisYu
ChrisYu topcommenter

Nolan's heart doctors gotta love this.

doofUSA
doofUSA

talk about hitting a home bun

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