Wild About Harry's Giving Away Free Hot Dogs, With A Catch

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While everyone focuses on whatever this library thing is at SMU, I'd like to take a brief moment to discuss hot dogs. Free hot dogs, actually, which are yours for the taking at Wild About Harry's, the almost-too-casual restaurant marked by a 6-foot carnival wiener giving a thumbs up to Henderson Avenue.

Of course there's a catch. There's always a catch when free hot dogs are involved, and Wild About Harry's is only coughing up the tube steaks if you bring two ex-presidents in with you.

The current president is OK, too, but I have to wonder what Barack Obama, the POTUS who hails from the hot dog capital of the universe, would think about the links at Harry's.

What about presidents of corporations? What about presidents of nonprofit boards? My dog thinks I'm president of bringing home the delicious bags of salmon-flavored kibble, does that count? What about this guy?

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Jimmy Wright
Jimmy Wright

damnit! im only with Clinton.. at the strip club...

Jeff Simons
Jeff Simons

What if I bring members of the band?

wilson.ethan
wilson.ethan

Don't Harry's hotdogs come from a meat supplier IN Chicago? I would like to think Barack approves lol

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@Christopher Cyrek I think that was the joke

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

Oops. Should be Lincoln and Jefferson.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

What about presidential coins and stamps? Abe Lincoln and George Washington, two great ex presidents, legal tender, and 6 cents a dog.

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