Ascension Coffee Thinks They're Funny: They Are

Categories: Whimsy

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When I wrote about Ascension's fancy coffee machine and said a monkey with a tamper could make good coffee with the thing, I meant it as a tongue and cheek comment about the automated capabilities of the equipment. Certainly skill is still required to draw flawless java, no matter how technologically advanced the espresso machine is.

See also:
- Taking A Closer Look At Ascension's $20,000 Coffee Machine

A barista from Cultivar Coffee didn't think my comment was funny. He posted his disdain on his Facebook wall, calling for my job.

The folks at Ascension though? I think they got it. Check out their new chalkboard art.

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This monkey makes the best java in Dallas, as far as I'm concerned.


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1621 Oak Lawn Ave., Dallas, TX

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kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

"A barista from Cultivar Coffee didn't think my comment was funny. He posted his disdain on his Facebook wall, calling for my job."...........Scott's right, you push a f+cking button for a living! 


In other news, a garbage man in Frisco and a busboy in Allen also complained they were not given proper credit for said work. And then the world keeps spinning, you +sshole!

ps-I've always said this......the end is near when the MOST mundane of tasks become trivial fodder. With celebrity bartenders, celebrity valets, celebrity babysitters, seems the only person not a star-IS ME!

Enough of the overtly queer and lonely Facebook crap; I thought ya'll took up scrap booking?

monstruss
monstruss

So how's that valet parking situation working out for Ascension Coffee? 

scott.reitz
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@monstruss I heard they've altered it, and the spots up front are now first come, first served.

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