Pizza Hut Creates Singularity with Pizza in a Pizza: The "Double Sensation"

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In Latin, the word simulacrum means "likeness" or "similarity." It's a term often used by philosophers and social theorists (see: Baudrillard) to exemplify the hyper-real. To boil it down: a simulacrum can often be a perverted version of reality.

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So, right as we wash away the fear of the Mayan apocalypse crushing Earth like a soda can, we can now acknowledge Pizza Hut for creating a simulacrum. Over in Singapore, Pizza Hut has spawned a quandary that pizza philosophers will puzzle over: the pizza within the pizza. Others have named it Inception Pizza. I know you want to study this further, so here's some academic bullet points that illustrate what this pizza is:

-There's two crusts because there's an inner pizza and an outer pizza
-Which pizza is the real pizza?
-There's a cherry in the center for some reason
-The inner pizza has chicken and zucchini and pepper Alfredo sauce which is not the same as the outer pizza
-The outer pizza has a salsa sauce
-The pizza has just been released for December, which could mean it's some higher form of Pizzaing
-If you remove the inner pizza from the outer, will this stop the Earth's rotation?

As Eater points out, this Christmas meal includes two soups and two "Sparkles" drinks for the low, low price of $30.90. Here's to hoping one of you can make it happen. Send photos, will you?

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Twinwillow
Twinwillow

You can tell it's age by the number of rings.

NateBrinkley
NateBrinkley

@Dallas_Observer @cityofate one more reason were a #fat nation

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

There is probably a big bang when it eventually exits the black hole.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano topcommenter

I wonder how many topological mathematicians and super-duper computers it took to create this thing.

RLStrickland
RLStrickland

@cityofate Wait a damn minute. That's the name of my move!!!

Susie Geissler
Susie Geissler

1) Hilarious post. 2) The cherry in the middle contains the graviton holding this all together so the universe doesn't collapse in upon itself.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz
Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

I guess that "pizza" might also be called "The Hot Mess".

nick.rallo
nick.rallo moderator

WHOA. I just now realized that's a SANTA HAND eating that pizza in the photo at top. Wow.

EndicottPR
EndicottPR

@Dallas_Observer @cityofate Agreed! RT:"The Horror"

jdna
jdna

@ShaddaiLBerron it's so wrong in every single way. They're doing everything wrong….

ShaddaiLBerron
ShaddaiLBerron

@jdna it's straight up gross... Pot heads have a better imagination of putting food together.

jdna
jdna

@ShaddaiLBerron Pizza hut needs to take a knee-all they need to do is make good pizza & not h8 Obamacare/Gays. They're doing ti all wrong!

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