Hypnotic Donuts Kills Dallas Observer

Categories: Complaint Desk

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Son-of-a-bitch!
If you're noticing a light number of posts here on City of Ate, or on any other Observer blog, you should know we've been a little distracted as of late.

It seems Hypnotic Donuts has installed a massive billboard just outside our news room window, and it's making everyone a little crazy. Joe Tone keeps pacing around the office bitching about his low-carb diet, and our copy editor Jesse won't stop pointing out that psychadelicious is spelled wrong.

I'm not immune. I've been gazing out the window for days wondering why anyone would take a beautiful and simple fried pastry and top it with what looks like Golden Grahams, marshmallows, chocolate sprinkles, chocolate frosting, and a drizzle of more chocolate.

Who knew a noisy doughnut would be the death of print media.

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rostasi
rostasi

Lovely. Dallas is in love with someone who can put any amount and any kind of crap on a round piece of dough. Makes Plano appear deeeeep.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

Is this a f+cking love story?   Holy sh+t, get to the part where Matthew Mcconaughey get's him and his plane stuck on an island, with a hot blonde lesbian-or hell man, just go STRAIGHT to the sex scene. 

Dear Kergie Office,

  File this under WGaS!  and then shred.

hypnoticdonuts
hypnoticdonuts

@cityofate @scottreitz part 2- we are grateful for the billboards as we are a little local shop trying to make it in a corporate world.

Eat_Eateator
Eat_Eateator

@hypnoticdonuts 

Man i'm glad I clicked your twitter, that billboard donut doesn't fit my style, but that pig in a blanket looks just about perfect.

hypnoticdonuts
hypnoticdonuts

@cityofate hey @scottreitz just a little behind the story. Marketing Arm donated all these billboards to us and did all the copy.

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