Top Chef Seattle: Padma Yells At Tesar, Valentine Yells At Mushrooms

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John Tesar made a classic mistake during the team-challenge QuickFire of the second episode of Top Chef: Seattle. He tried to quietly whisper to his team while Padma's boobs had the floor. Rude. So, (obviously) Padmaboobz had understandable rage. She goes, "Can you listen up?"

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Madmaboobz.

Tesar immediately shuts face. QuickFire starts. It involves a lot of things, but the stars of the QuickFire show are the geoduck and Carla Pellegrino.

Geoduck looks like this:

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Nothing to see here.

Carla looks like this:

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Carla's super pretty. She also super talky. By the end of the challenge, we were all wishing that someone would geoduckslap Carla, just to stop her from talking for one moment.

Tesar wins the QuickFire, and gets immunity, which means nobody makes fun of him for constantly using his forehead as a glasses case.

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His forehead eyes are farsighted?


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kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

Good job folks, no Facebook posts on this one; nothing brings the lonely out like some stupid cookin' show.  I'd rather by hammered in the ass with a hammer than watch this vile drivel.  Get outside?

Jharris
Jharris

Does anyone else think Padma looks dead behind the eyes?

thecheapbastard
thecheapbastard

@RLStrickland @cityofate Robert Strickland, you sonofabitch.

Golfnfashion
Golfnfashion

@thecheapbastard @cityofate you suck, Alice.

DowntownResident
DowntownResident

Was I the only one that thought Josh Valentine was coming off as a whiny bitch the entire episode?

Darren
Darren

*slow clap*

 

Thank you, Alice, for proving that Top Chef is a comedy goldmine!

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