I Fucking Love Thanksgiving

By Alice Laussade Mon., Nov. 19 2012 at 11:10 AM

Mmmmmm. Stumpy, ribbed sauce.

I fucking. Love. Stuffing. Thanksgiving, I'm so fucking thankful that you invented meat cobbler.

Stuffingaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhlovestuffing.

Oh, did somebody make that stupid ass green bean casserole with the crunchy onion things from a can? Good. Because I fucking love that shit.

Don't knock green bean casserole. That shit's awesome.

And you know I love Second Thanksgiving Dinner sandwiches (which are traditionally eaten about three hours after First Thanksgiving Dinner and then for every meal until all the leftovers are gone) on white bread with stuffing and turkey and cranberry sauce.

Thanksgiving Sandwich is everything that's wonderful about Thanksgiving in portable form. It's epic good.

Have a happy Dang Turkey Day, fools. I wish you all the most delicious of meals and many, many turkey sweats.

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LaughAtWhitney

Yes this article is REALLY that funny. I would argue pee-your-pants funny.

kergo1spaceship

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is this REALLY that funny....or witty?

hithard45

@kergo1spaceship

All she did was take stock photos and write "fuck" everywhere. Real classy writing. I bet she is a real doll in person. It's like a small child who just discovered cuss words wrote about Thanksgiving. "Fuck" really loses its impact if used in every other sentance. Then again the Observer pays her for this so I dont know whois a bigger fool; the Observer, for paying her, or me for actually reading this.

cheapbastard

@hithard45 @kergo1spaceship Hey, I created the turkey picture myself.

CitizenKane

I am so with you on that sandwich..............you prefer Hellman's or Mayo, but F the whole grain bread...... Pepperidge Farm white bread is best for a turkey samy.

CitizenKane

or Miracle Whip i mean...

cheapbastard

@CitizenKane I prefer Hellman's. Real mayo.

Although, I don't have a hatred for Miracle Whip. I think Miracle Whip has its place: Miracle Whip on a bologna sandwich is the perfect rock-bottom moment.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@cheapbastard @CitizenKane drunken 2 am rummaging of the fridge is when the perfect bologna, kraft cheese single and miracle whip sandwich is made, usually on a hamburger bun bc I dont want to waste my wife's bread for her lunches on that snack

TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

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Drinksgiving.

Twinwillow

I fucking love Thanksgiving! Best holiday we celebrate.

kergo1spaceship

One big MEH!!!!!!!!!!

Guess your "I love fucking..." headlines have lost their luster.

ChrisYu topcommenter

Paul Crume didn't have to drop an F bomb to start a tradition.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

I loved it last year, and I feel the same way again this year. this makes me want to plow my face into the green bean casserole as if I was bobbing for apples, come up for a gasp of air, and dive face first into the stuffing