Sonic Will Have Corn Dogs For 50 Cents on Halloween

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He's smiling because he's a corn dog.
I do it. You do it. We all utter a short string of colorful words when we miss Happy Hour at Sonic. And it's always at 4:08 in the afternoon when all you've had to drink that day is bottle of room-temperature water and maybe some questionable orange juice. It's not supposed to taste carbonated, just so you know.

So yeah, a giant Styrofoam cup (screw you, planet, it doesn't sweat) filled with perfectly shaped ice and your favorite beverage really DOES sound pretty damn good! Especially when it's half price. Oh wait, what's that? You're hungry between 2 p.m. and 4 p.m.? Of course you are, American!

And that's when it happens: You order a corn dog. Mostly because you don't live or work anywhere near the fair, and now that it's gone and you're still sad about Big Barbecued Tex, you just want to eat a mothertrucking corn dog.

Good news, hungry guy in the rumbly truck so loud I can't hear Tom Waits taking my order, those corn dogs will be 50 damn cents all day on Halloween. No word yet on what dressing up as a sexy corn dog will get you. My guess would be whistles from sweaty guys and maybe a free onion ring or three.

Moral of the story: If we play our cards right, we can all get fatter for under a buck at Sonic next Wednesday.


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chef_en_fuego
chef_en_fuego

@cityofate @sonicdrive_in a nice annual indulgence.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

Not a bad deal, the corn dog is the only edible thing Sonic has. And do away with that arcane ordering system, I shouldn't have to tip for bad food-methinks this is Sonic's way to reduce labor costs........GENIUS!

JustSaying
JustSaying

Whenever I get a corn dog at Sonic, it is one of the few times that I am pleased to have to wait a while in a drive thru. Because that means that they are frying that motherfucker while I wait as opposed to pulling one out from the heat lamp. So I will probably pass on cheap corn dog day because you know the one you get will be 2 hours old and pulled from the pile.

 

Any yes, I do realize that their corn dogs are no different than the ones you can get in the frozen food aisle.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

 @JustSaying Where are you getting your corndogs that come from underneath a heat lamp (QT, Allsups)? It takes exactly 40 seconds to cook a corndog.

JustSaying
JustSaying

 @kergo1spaceship

 You clearly lack reading comprehension skills. I get corn dogs at Sonic all the time. Sometimes they are very hot and sometimes they are barely room temperature. I can tell the difference between a corn dog that was fried after I ordered it and one that was fried in anticipation of the lunch or dinner rush and kept "warm" until someone finally ordered it.

JustSaying
JustSaying

 @Nictacular

 Thats exactly why I get corn dogs at Sonic, too. I had a frydaddy once and had to just throw the damned thing away. It was way too easy to get home and fry up a bunch of shit. My freezer had corn dogs, french fries, onion rings, okra, chicken tenders, battered shrimp, and all sorts of other shit that cooked fast, tasted awesome, and made me gain weight like a pregnant woman.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

 @JustSaying 

 

It JUST occurred to me that I am doing battle with THE "JustSaying".....yeah, that guy!  Dude, I find your posts entertaining-peace brah.

JustSaying
JustSaying

 @kergo1spaceship

 Awesome. Your long retort only proved my point about your lack of comprehension skills. But I do admire your courage. Its pretty brave for you to admit that my posts make you start dreaming of what my body looks like and how big my dick is.

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

 @JustSaying 

 

ok class, let's review:

 

"You clearly lack reading comprehension skills" -obviously a fat guy in a truck that has been offended.

 

"I get corn dogs at Sonic all the time"-implies a fatness, a little d+ck and a BIG truck.

 

" I can tell the difference between a corn dog that was fried after I ordered it and one that was fried in anticipation of the lunch or dinner rush"-3rd grade education?

 

ps-Listen you smiling, truck laden shitturd, the following statement implies you ALSO get said corn dogs at other locales......you wrote this, I didn't! 

 

"Whenever I get a corn dog at Sonic, it is one of the few times that I am pleased to have to wait a while in a drive thru. Because that means that they are frying that motherfucker while I wait as opposed to pulling one out from the heat lamp"

 

 

Are you my Uncle Bart from Ardmore? 

 

 

 

 

kergo1spaceship
kergo1spaceship

 I guess, but I don't feel bad!?  Just because some asshole says I don't have proper "readin"/comprehension skills don't BEND my day, I was born in a dirty manger on the down side of Biloxi........every day is good!

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