A Caption Fight for a Meat Fight! We Got Tickets to Give Away.

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Photos by Jeff Bekavac and Maxine Helfman
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The New Meat Justice League: Brisket Hat, Chicken Fists and Meat Muff.
Tickets to Meat Fight, the barbecue competition and fundraiser being hosted by Alice "Cheap Bastard" Laussade at Sons of Hermann Hall in Deep Ellum, are sold out.

Never fear, though, because City of Ate has a pair of tickets that will let some lucky duo gorge themselves on delicious dead animal parts, beers from Deep Ellum Brewing Co. and tasty tastings from Knob Creek. Better still, the fortunate two can pretend they're contributing to the National MS Society, Meat Fight's beneficiary. Bestest still, the lucky ducat winners won't have to listen to Alice stand outside their homes chanting "loser, looooser," which she intends to do to anyone who doesn't come to the November 4 event.

How do you win the pair? Simple: In the comments below, write a single caption for the photos of those three chefs up there, Jeffery C. Hobbs, Jeff Bekavac and Chad Houser, who will square off in a barbecue competition. The winner will be chosen by Alice, so you should have a good idea of the sort of creativity we're looking for here. We will announce the victor at 5 p.m.-ish Thursday.


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janez
janez

who won??

 

wcoled
wcoled

The Three a-Meat-os: or, how I learned how to stop worrying and love the flesh.

AnonMeatLover
AnonMeatLover

"By our powers combined WE ARE CAPTIN...wait...where the fuck is Tim Love and his pig skin underwear?"

steve.goodell
steve.goodell

Meat Fight chefs showing off their new meat tenderizing techniques.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin topcommenter

A Triple meat fisting, because no one can take just one

jlee
jlee

Winter fashion for 2012

jojo_tirtir
jojo_tirtir

If you are a big Meat Loaf fan, may I introduce you to the 2012 winner of the Dallas Observer Music Award for Best Cover Band, The Meat Romneys.

JohnNeelyBryan
JohnNeelyBryan

If Roland Dickey were a meat fighter there would be a picture of him wearing something leather.

JohnNeelyBryan
JohnNeelyBryan

If John Wiley Price were a meat fighter there would be a picture of him wearing a meat bow-tie in from of his secret wall safe full of meat

nicholas.seaman
nicholas.seaman

The finest chefs in Dallas are showing up to beat each others meat.

TaitLifto
TaitLifto

I can't wait until these three chefs "meat".

bradley.j.griffith
bradley.j.griffith

Three professional chefs are asked by a photographer to, "I don't know, do something silly. Just go wild." and awkwardly oblige. 

YesPlease
YesPlease

Fashions fade, style is delicious. 

RachelZ
RachelZ

After viewing Jack Perkins' Meat Fight video teaser, our observers hope that these side effects are not permanent.

YourFriendAngela
YourFriendAngela

Made for meat- three major cheffies suit up for Meat Fight and kick Multiple Sclerosis' ass.

cdins
cdins

Don't let the good looks fool you, these men are more than pieces of meat. They are Meat fighters.

bbolander
bbolander

And on each of their erect wangs a single perfect fried chicken ring. True (meat) love waits, folks.

Nictacular
Nictacular

Gather ye pork butts while ye may

Old time is still a-flying.

And this same pig that smiles to-day,

Tomorrow we'll be frying.CARNE DIEM! 

billy.dakis
billy.dakis

so, i get the whole, "chicken-fisting" technique, but what are those other guys doing? eww.

mitchiswright
mitchiswright

IN YOUR EYES

THE FIGHT, THE MEAT

IN YOUR EYES

BEARDS ARE NEAT

--Observations from Peter Gabriel

JohnNeelyBryan
JohnNeelyBryan

Imagine if John Tesar were a meat fighter, there would be a 4th picture of him in a mock-turtle-neck made of salmon

brandir1
brandir1

Flesh tones are all the rage this season

mscaffeine
mscaffeine

Excuse me miss, my meat is up here.

crystaladecker
crystaladecker

Three Chefs. One Showdown. And a whole lotta Meat In Your Face.

GavinCleaver
GavinCleaver

The Alice Laussade Home For The Specially Abled had taken in a large amount of traumatized former slaughterhouse workers recently, and dealing with their individual problems required both meat and patience.

roadrunnereats
roadrunnereats

Plagued by the recent Police Department budget cuts, Dallas now turns its hopes to a trio of crime fighters with a protein theme and 5 different kinds of autism.

esiegel
esiegel

The meat themed Halloween costumes really came together:The Gryffindor Sorting CHATeaubriandEdward Chicken HandsPrincess Leia Organa-c Sausage of Alderaan

KenLowery
KenLowery

Hat No Evil, Fist No Evil, Blue Steel No Evil

nick.rallo
nick.rallo moderator

 @mitchiswright Annnd you're the winner! how you can get your tix: contact Patrick Williams at patrick.williams@dallasobserver.com

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