Fifty Shades of Chicken Is a Sexy Chicken Cookbook

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Chicken porn.
FINALLY! You and your chicken can get trussed and like it. A cookbook, due out November 13, parodies the last book you wanted to see on your mom's nightstand. With promises of rather tempting recipes for "Bacon Bound Wings," "Chicken with a Lardon" and "Mustard-Spanked Chicken," Fifty Shades of Chicken is taking cookbookdom to a whole new level.

From the description on Amazon:

So begins the adventures of Miss Chicken, a young free-range, from raw innocence to golden brown ecstasy, in this spoof-in-a-cookbook that simmers in the afterglow of E.L. James's sensational Fifty Shades of Grey trilogy. Like Anastasia Steele, Miss Chicken finds herself at the mercy of a dominating man, in this case, a wealthy, sexy, and very hungry chef.

And before long, from unbearably slow drizzling to trussing, Miss Chicken discovers the sheer thrill of becoming the main course. A parody in three acts -- "The Novice Bird" (easy recipes for roasters), "Falling to Pieces" (parts perfect for weeknight meals), and "Advanced Techniques" (the climax of cooking) -- Fifty Shades of Chicken is a cookbook of 50 irresistible, repertoire-boosting chicken dishes that will leave you hungry for more.


Dinner is sexy again.

Can't stand the thought of waiting until November? Just follow <50 Shades of Chicken on Twitter and prepare your body for hilarity that will surely leave you twitching with the pain of falling off the couch.

The impatiently insatiable can preorder their copy on the book's website, where they can also be treated to a free recipe download for "Dripping Thighs."


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11 comments
anachronistique
anachronistique

@sesmithwrites My sister said the vegan dining hall at Smith is doing a 50 Shades of Tempeh. Not sure if joking.

J_A_
J_A_

Nothing like some chicken to get those juices flowing

DickWheed
DickWheed

So what's the deal with the commenting system here?  I can't seem to reply to any comments.  POS?

TheCredibleHulk
TheCredibleHulk topcommenter

Well, I must say that I was skeptical of the headline,but, my-oh-my, that IS a sexy chicken!

BenMyhre
BenMyhre

Fifty Shades of Bacon is just as sexy if chicken isn't your thing and available now at Amazon or fiftyshadesofbacon com!

sesmithwrites
sesmithwrites

@anachronistique I really want to do an Earl Grey tasting party called 50 Tastes of Grey...

ChrisYu
ChrisYu

 @cja0

 c'mon let's go grab a burger at Hooters

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