The Rangers' Rossome Nachos: The Glamour Shot Series

By Lauren Drewes Daniels Thu., Jul. 26 2012 at 3:07 PM

Metroplex Sportservices

Earlier this week Scott Reitz told us about the Rangers' new culinary treat, the Totally ROSSome Nachos, named after rookie relief pitcher Robbie Ross.

The Rangers finally got the shipment of big pink helmets, which serve as the nacho holder and sent over a picture.

The nachos are made with Mission tortilla chips, queso blanco, pico de gallo and either shredded beef, pulled pork or pulled chicken, all topped off with Nacho Cheese Doritos.

The nachos will make their debut in "the show" at the Taqueria stand behind center field Friday.

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ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@OKImReloaded yet you commented. we love you

Mehh

@ScottsMerkin Have a take and don't suck dude!

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

is that like have good and get give? And i have a tak, quite often here read more and you will see

nekppar

Can't wait to try this delicious looking snack/meal treat. Adding the Doritos is a great idea. Man the food service people at the Rangers Ballpark are creative. I can't wait to see what they will come up with next.

J-Burna

doesnt look as good as it sounds :/

JaniceA

The only thing that should be served in miniature Rangers helmets is a scoop of vanilla Blue Bell ice cream

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@JaniceA Ed is right, that is a full size helmet of tomorrows diarrhea.

EdD.

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@JaniceA Based on the size of the Doritos, those are full-sized pink Ranger helmets large enough for a diabetic coma's worth of Blue Bell.

JaniceA

@EdD. But the one lonely sprig of cilantro on top of that blob of sour cream makes it fancy right?

Scruffygeist topcommenter

I'd like to thank the Rangers for doing away with Cookie Talk on the broadcasts, but now I have to ask that they get creative with new food offerings and stop re-packaging the same elements like Taco Bell and throwing a new name on it. Branch out beyond hot dogs and nachos--there's at least a dozen baseball parks with amazingly creative food unique to their area. We don't need more nachos---give us some killer brisket tacos.

nb12sp

@Scruffygeist cookietalk was awesome you commie. this is why we can't have nice things.

Scruffygeist topcommenter

@nb12sp You must be one of those needy psychopaths that make baked goods for random people in the hopes you hear your name on the air, even though 95% of the people not in nursing homes or trailers think you're an effing loser and attention whore for doing it.

primi_timpano topcommenter

@kergo1spaceship Cookie Talk was the worst. As for doritos nachos et al, thankfully you can bring your own food to the ballpark.

kergo1spaceship

@Scruffygeist

I love this statement SG! Thank the sweet lord, cookie talk is over. The other night cookie talk morphed into cane talk, and I just turned the sound off.

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

@nb12sp you cant be fucking serious can you? you enjoyd an inning of thanking mildred in mabank and ethel in ennis for some cookie balls? Its a fucking baseball game, not a baking show

nb12sp

@ScottsMerkin @Scruffygeist the ridiculousness of it was what made it fucking hilarious. getting all aggro about it on the internet makes you both look pretty spare.