Jack in the Box Waffles Your Buns with Breakfast Waffle Sandwich

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Sara Blankenship
Surely after the recent news of Pizza Hut threading a hot dog into their pizza crust, and KFC air-dropping a slice of shitty cheese on top of their "burger," you were wondering: what's next?

Well, here comes the news this morning (thanks to writer Sara Blankenship, who sends along with photo), snagged of a Jack in the Box, of their brand new Breakfast Waffle Sandwich. According to the annoyingly alliterative Marketwatch story:

Sandwich features a fried egg, American cheese and the chain's new country-grilled sausage stacked between two lightly sweetened maple waffles.

It seems to mark a new, fascinating trend wherein the fast food industry swaps-the-thing holding-your-meat with an already-existing-food-that-probably-shouldn't-be-a-bun. Cheese bites for the crust of a pizza. Doritos shell in place of a taco shell. Bacon spoon instead of metal spoon. OK, the last one's fake, but can't you see it? Can't you?!?

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9 comments
Chuck G.
Chuck G.

Who says I blamed anybody, doofus?

Chiggers!
Chiggers!

I might be impressed if the egg was on the outside of the waffle. This stackup is far to conventional to garner much buzz.

Chuck G.
Chuck G.

Such a healthy new item! More obese, fat slobs is just what this country needs. Thanks jack in the crack.

Coleman
Coleman

waffles are infinitely superior to pancakes. 

Steve
Steve

You could sprinkle Loose-Meat into those little waffle holes.

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