The Olympics of British Food: A User's Guide from a British Guy

joshWAH__

Mince Tatties and some donner fries. best hangover cure.

rufuslevin

British recipe. Put anything in a pot. Boil the taste out of it. Serve to someone too drunk to care.

Sotiredofitall topcommenter

Article is entertaining, but Daughter just returned and must say she was most definely not a fan of British Food

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Speaking of the Olympics, Romney made a complete ass of himself, embarrassed America, and offended the Brits with his comments about their preparations for the Games.

Sotiredofitall topcommenter

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What's it like to be obsessed by a single boogeyman for all issue and all topics?

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

@Sotiredofitall Romney the Blunderer goes on to the Middle East next. We'll be lucky if he doesn't start another war over there.

rufuslevin

@Myrna.Minkoff-Katz Myrna (is THAT a NAME or an occupation?} DID YOU MINKOFF MY KATZ AGAIN?

JaniceA

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I learned so much. Please don't stop writing for the Observer.

GavinCleaver

@JaniceA I'm going to keep writing until they make me stop or I get deported, whichever is sooner.

rufuslevin

@GavinCleaver IF YOU EAT THE STUFF YOU WROTE ABOUT, YOU WILL JUST DIE FROM A HEART ATTACK.

t.poulton

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Bonjour Gavin, it's your old drummer! I'm living in Chicago at the moment and your voice of truth in all things British fills the hole that American 'bacon' leaves in a bacon and egg butty! Don't get me wrong, bacon is bacon, it's like saying Charlize Theron isn't as good as Kate Beckinsale, you know which one you'd rather have but they both make you dribble!

also:

a) Custard is the food of the gods (there's a reason they called it Ambrosia)!

b) I would suffer eternal damnation in hell to have a full on English breakfast right now.

c) For the American audience, Brown Sauce is sort of like a thicker, better version of Als Steak Sauce from what I can tell?

Keep them coming Gavin!

GavinCleaver

@t.poulton tommy p! you raise some good points. And you can make your own full english, you just have to look in the right places, and spend a lot of money. When are you coming down Texas way?!

PerryMoore

Can't understand why we have so few restaurants serving British cuisine over here. And how do you guys keep all those great football players on that side of the Atlantic?

GavinCleaver

@PerryMoore We don't have any of that salary cap nonsense that keeps the league fair. And all our good athletes don't end up playing American football/basketball/baseball.

Mervis

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I need a big plate of BBQ.

Chiggers

Where's the cabbage?

Twinwillow

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@Chiggers You mean, "bubble & squeak".

ScottsMerkin topcommenter

I enjoy your EPL thats transplanted over here on TV, and other than Top Gear (the british version), the Arash AF-10 and British Airways, you can keep the rest

Flubber

Or just go to Fortnum's. Great place. Best in the World.

littleloo

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I don't understand the beans on toast for breakfast. Please enlighten me. Beans are great, just don't understand how they come into play for breakfast?

rufuslevin

@littleloo SOMETHING RIGHT OUT OF "BLAZING SADDLES" COWBOY ROUNDUP CATTLE DRIVE CUISINE

Flubber

@littleloo Historical thing from the introduction of Heinz.

Twinwillow

@Flubber I've lived in England. They also love their (Heinz) baked beans in a jacket (baked) potato!

merritt6

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Big fan of this. Love British food. But now, Gavin, please tell us where the best restaurants are for finding dishes so I don't have to make them! Also, how am I merritt6? That's just weird. And for the record I prefer odd numbers.

GavinCleaver

@merritt6 If I ever find a restaurant over here that serves the food I have described, I will tell everyone about it. I'm not holding my breath.

Mervis

@merritt6

You can edit your profile and change your name.

Myrna.Minkoff-Katz topcommenter

Breakfasts are good. But, go to ethnic restos for decent food. Skip the nasty bangers and mash and all that other chazzerei.

Joshjuststruckoutagain

You're me second favourite brit, just behind Bean..

Scruffygeist topcommenter

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@Joshsbrokendisqus You must not watch Top Gear then. You need to. No way Jeremy Clarkson could be lower than 2nd.

Double-O-Joe

@Scruffygeist Stephen Fry should be near the top of the list as well.

ChrisYu

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please open your 'proper chippy' here. right next to one of those fancy pants places with a one word name. promise i'll take my friends there.

kergo1spaceship

British food is a darn mess.........look at those foods. I'd be heading to "Macdonald's" for all my meals!

ScottP

I love British food, both here at pubs and there. Nothing better than a visit to England and when it's cold, cloudy, rainy and a bit dreary; a traditional dish and a few pints couldn't be better. Sunday Roasts are magical.

But after a few weeks there last fall, I was crawling on the streets gasping for some iced tea with plenty of ice, some spicy food (couldn't get much spice even in Indian restaurants) and some margaritas and mexican food.

GavinCleaver

@ScottP I was trying to think of someway to get a traditional Sunday Roast in there, but I'd already overrun by some way. I do make a mean roast dinner, though.

Twinwillow

@ScottP I've felt your pain. The closest Ice tea I've ever found is at Friday's in the departure area at Heathrow Airport!

kergo1spaceship

@ScottP

" I love British food" ........oh boy. You probably like 300 pounders, with pock marked upper thighs. I believe they call that "hail damage".

cynicaloldbastard

Well done! Spotted Dick is available at Fiesta.

Twinwillow

@cynicaloldbastard Krogers, too.

Scruffygeist topcommenter

Love British food, love the post. I really wish Pret A Manger would open up some locations here. NYC, DC, and Chicago shouldn't get all the fun.

I plan to drink many, many drams of Scotch in honor of the Olympics in Britain.

nick.rallo moderator communitymanager

Gavin, what is a traditional presentation of Spotted Dick? (No, really asking)

GavinCleaver

@nick.rallo http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ey9vUOhv-pM/TE8cYrpiiUI/AAAAAAAAA-g/1oKODDvOTsg/s320/SpottedDick.jpg

Note that this is what custard looks like and all. Not an egg custard tart like you posted, Nick, you big silly goose.

dixiechickidie

@GavinCleaver @nick.rallo I'm so curious about Spotted Dick. Really because of the possibility of having a pudding mold collection. I wonder how hard it is to find beef suet here in the States...