Whimsy

Let's Take a Moment to Appreciate This Sriracha Spray Bottle

By Nick Rallo Thu., May 31 2012 at 3:46 PM
Categories: Whimsy

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Innovation.
OK, stop what you're doing. Just stop for a moment and revel in Sprayracha. As you can see from the above, some brilliant hero has transformed his innocuous Sriracha bottle into a wide-radius, flavor-spraying machine.

You may recall our debate on the few, few things that Sriacha does not go on, but I think we can all agree that this bottle would perfectly mist 1) pizza, 2) broccoli, 3) dogs' mouths when they act up.

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Raider18
Raider18

You can now spray your cock sauce everywhere!!

CheeryBitch
CheeryBitch

Thanks to that first sentence, "The Humpty Dance" is now an earworm!

mark zero (Jason)
mark zero (Jason)

Fix it with:

Stop what you're doing, get down upon your kneesI've a message for you that you better believe -- Eurythmics, "Missionary Man"

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

The Kergon 3 year old bit his cousin this weekend, and the Kergie wife asked what I had that would deter "future attacks".......so, with a whim, and a subtle nod, I pushed a bottle of said sauce to the Plano frau.  Kergie kid 'swallered" and asked if he was still in trouble?  He also called his Nana "Dirty Dan"....please check past Spongebob S. episodes. 

ps-The Kerg's has been utilizing a Sriacha mix in a spray bottle, for plants-for years.  Note:

-Spray on pepper plants, and tomatoes......works great-Don't spray on watermelon plants, flowers (I wasn't looking, and Kergie kid killed like 100 bucks worth of daisies, and Big Bluestem) -Don't spray in baby kerg's cousins eyes!

Sriacha goes on everything, except for the "ding dong", "bum" and eyes. 

Oh yeah, don't spray it on dogs.......but, if you spray it all over EVERYTHING in a campsite-you'll be good!

Alice Laussade
Alice Laussade

Where's the Sriracha beer hat?

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Dear SG,    Is Alice the Foodbitch, or is that me?  Or am I Andrea Grimes?  Please help!

ralliart2k4
ralliart2k4

Coming soon to a university campus protest near you.

Except everyone would think it was delicious and enjoy themselves.

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