Holy Doughnut Holes In Your Face, Friday is National Doughnut Day

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IT'S NATIONAL THIS STUFF IN MY FACE DAY.

Friday is National Doughnut Day, and we know you're going to celebrate it the right way: by stuffing your face with nuts made of dough. (We recommend trying one million bacon doughnuts.)

We figured we'd asked James St. Peter, co-owner of Hypnotic Donuts, how he's planning on celebrating on Friday, since for Hypnotic Donuts, every day is National Doughnut Day. Lucky for you, he said, "We're giving away free stuff!!!"

Hey, Hypnotic Donuts, we have a question: Is there any kind of special special you're running on National Doughnut Day? Like, if we walk in the door and yell, "BOOBS!" you'll give us extra sprinkles or something? Just asking.

Yeah, I like that. When you order, if you say "I Like Boo Bees" you get $1 off a Boo Bee Donut. Also, we will being giving away our oh-so-hip new shirts to random customers. Plus, we will do some random, "Your order is free!" -- Especially if your order is one glazed doughnut. Anyone who wears a UDA (Underground Donut Alliance) shirt gets $5 off right from the get-go.

The people want to know: Why don't you offer brisket-topped doughnuts?

We are in talks with Lockhart as this is being written.

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Nick Rallo
Dear James St. Peter, please tell us the names of the doughnut romance novels you plan to write with that kickass pen name of yours.

Glorious Holes, 50 Shades of Glaze, Lucy in the Sky with Doughnuts

When you're not eating doughnuts, what are your favorite things to eat?

Karkinos (deep fried) and Pegasus tenderloin

Hey, when are you going to start selling pizzas out of your kitchen during the hours when Hypnotic Donuts is closed?

Damn, where have you been?

What will you never ever put on a doughnut?

N/A

And finally, do you have any advice for people who are Hypnotic Donuts virgins?

Look at a menu before you get to the display case. If you do not like fresh jalapeños do not get a doughnut with fresh jalapeños. If you like fresh jalapeños, break out of boring mode and try it.

Location Info

Hypnotic Donuts

9007 Garland Road, Dallas, TX

Category: Restaurant


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10 comments
Meigancameron
Meigancameron

Valuable information ..I am delighted to read this article..thank you for giving us this useful information. Great walk-through. I value this post.

trannyntraining
trannyntraining

All I want is a fucking glazed donut, a cup of stale burnt coffee, and the latest issue of 'Law Enforcement Weekly'. Then, I throw on my police jammies(my mom bought me), fire up my Lego squad car, and start busting some perps(ex: Barbie for loitering with intent to solicit prostitution and their "johns" played by Ken for solicitation of a prostitute). The law isn't always fair, but my justice is swift and meted without prejudice.

NewsDog
NewsDog

Damn, I'm going to be working from home tomorrow. I doubt my manager will bring some to my place. 

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

They dont infuse the flavor? I was hoping for a bacon flavored donut, or biscuits n sausage flavor donuts

Im_Ed_Carter
Im_Ed_Carter

There is nothing original about putting a gob of pre-made, trademarked shit on a donut. People, it seems, will flock to anything though.

"OH WOW!! Captain Crunch or bacon on a glazed Donut?" That's superfanfucking original!!! I'll pay $3.00 for that!!!

Sorry, maybe my blood sugar is low...I'm off to get me one of these... ;)

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

How delightfully random of you.

On topic, I've tried the jalapeno donut and it is awesome.

Phelps
Phelps

The chocolate donuts are made with chocolate dough.  The canadian healthcare is bacon on maple frosting/glaze.  

I like Jenny's Evil Elvis (PB and honey with bacon and bananas) but the carrot cake donut is a close, close second.

Alice Laussade
Alice Laussade

If you buy all those Canadian Healthcare ones before I get there: face punches.

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