Cheap Bastard Alice Laussade is Officially the Second-Funniest Columnist in the Contest We Entered Her In

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That contest was the humor-writing division of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists annual awards, which were given out earlier this month, apparently in secret. She lost to this woman.

I'm sure Alice will gladly accept your praise in the comments. Or she'll call you a shithead. One or the other.

Observer columnist Jim Schutze was mentioned honorably in the general-interest division.

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11 comments
Kelly
Kelly

That other woman won? Who were these judges? Was one of the qualifications a preference for mom jeans?

TLS
TLS

Starfish Junk Town.

unclekrud
unclekrud

Skin to win, Alice.  Skin to win.

SpeedbumpJoey
SpeedbumpJoey

Alice, congrats on crapping out. We love you with the backs of our hands! Keep on truckin' girl!

Mervis
Mervis

Congrats Alice! The judge admitted you were the consistantly funniest but that east coast media blowhard couldn't pull the trigger and give you the award. No matter, you are a winner in our minds.

Now, please call me a shithead.

primi_timpano
primi_timpano

That other lady isn't funny at all.  The fix was in.

Jon Daniel
Jon Daniel

Samantha Bennett   - Old media, Yale/Carnegie Mellon, President of the National Society of Newspaper Columnists. Not Funny

Alice Lassaude  - new media, SE Tarrant County State Community Technical Writers College intern program (ongoing). Kick ass cheekbones. A foul moth and knows how to use it. Uses a fake name to keep from embarrassing her parents. Funny

Give me Alice

Mervis
Mervis

I'm twitterpated.

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