Cool Ranch Doritos-Flavored Tacos Coming to Taco Bell This Summer. Whew.

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Do you remember where you were the first time you tried Cool Ranch Doritos? It was 1986, Goose and Mav were killin' karoke in Top Gun, "Rock Me Amadeus" and "Papa Don't Preach" were hits, and parachute pants and leg warmers were both in style. And Cool Ranch Doritos?! Damn, those were good times.

Well, 2012 will be the year remembered for not just one Doritos flavored Taco Bell shell but two. The Huffington Post has confirmed what's been rumored for a while, and even has a time frame: Cool Ranch-flavored taco shells will arrive at Taco Bells this summer. In other words, your summer plans, and America's general downfall, are both complete.

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Whitney Filloon
Whitney Filloon

Ha!  Inspired by the Doritos tacos, I made Cool Ranch nachos two nights ago... shredded cheddar, pickled jalapenos, chorizo, sour cream, guac.  Pretty delicious, especially since, you know, I didn't have to eat dog food-grade meat.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

This actually sounds pretty tasty.  It's not parm, or veal cutlets, but it'll take the Wendy's or Arby's spot in the rotation (once a month).  

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

Have you had one (the original Doritos taco) yet, or is it just typical food blog snark from a distance?

You may wanna tone town on the drinking posts if fast food is too good for you all. Intoxication leads to Taco Bell quite often.

just sayin'
just sayin'

A taco wrapped in a cool ranch dorito shell would not even sound good after multiple cashed bowls.

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

[place holder for a jon daniel comment about a kergo comment]

Jon Daniel
Jon Daniel

[place holder for a long Kergo rant]

just sayin'
just sayin'

Ive made nachos with the Salsa Verde flavored doritos. They werent bad, but a little too salty and way too greasy. I could feel the pours in my face clogging with each bite.

Laurendrewesdaniels
Laurendrewesdaniels

Yes, I had one opening weekend. I wasn't impressed. It didn't taste like doritos. No, fast food isn't too good for anyone. Sometimes it's just funny and entertaining. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

here it goes........(fizzle), the spaceship ain't working today sir. 

cp
cp

 Wait, what was pouring outta your face??!!??

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

they got a little blue pill for that, y'know

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