Pizza Hut Middle East Expertly Inserts Cheeseburgers in the Pizza Crust

Categories: Whimsy

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The Edwardian, bizarro novelty in the fast-paced food industry continues. Just mere weeks after the announcement that tent-poling a hot dog into the crust of a big pizza was also food, Pizza Hut Middle East has a brand new thing. It's a pizza with mini cheeseburgers in the crust! Also, they've added fried chicken things as crust. The former's called the Crown Crust Pizza, probably because it looks like a giant meat crown.

Eater notes that this isn't the first time Pizza Hut has Crowned -- they stuffed meatballs and cheese back in 2010. Pizza taste aside, you must admit, this is a minor feat of engineering. A Nobel in 2013, probably.

We're wondering: if everyone grabs a burger from the crust at the same moment, does a black hole open in the universe somewhere?



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Titus Groan
Titus Groan

This should totally be in every college town.  You know the stoners would be lined up out the door.

Kergo 1 spaceship
Kergo 1 spaceship

Pizza Hut Middle East reports:

"oh my fark, my main man, that pizza looks like a divine wish, brought upon by the simple pleasures of  the natural, and procuring man time........I feel on fire?"

Marlene
Marlene

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primi timpano
primi timpano

It might become trendy if it had a fried egg, onion rings and some bacon.  Would cultured/engineered bacon be halal and/or kosher?

Tyler Atnip-Woodworth
Tyler Atnip-Woodworth

This is something I'd expect from Burger King in the UK not a Pizza Hut in the mid-east!

Mervis
Mervis

Burgers are where it's at in the food world these days. Why shouldn't the pizza guys get in on the $$$$$.

ts
ts

That's not a pizza, that's a lazy susan made of cheeseburger.  While it reeks of idiocracy, it does rate highly on the conceptual front.  They didn't just throw nacho cheese dust on a taco shell here, they created a complete merger of furniture and food.  Humans, nothing can stop their amazing inventiveness. 

Chris Danger
Chris Danger

As a food concept, its pretty dang interesting...they're also doing a "philly cream cheese" pizza there as well. Why doesnt Pizza Hut USA take a shot at trying some of these international favorites? 

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

At what point does this shit just stop being pizza altogether?

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

It's awesome. 

Only because it will draw every food snob and uppity food writer completely offsides.

And the hot dog pizza has been around a couple years in Asia too, btw. It was only the British launch that got it noticed.

twinwillow
twinwillow

Fucking ridiculous! Looks disgusting, too!

Lmfp
Lmfp

I think we passed that point.  Ick, looks disgusting.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

hello idocracy. That looks like a good taco pizza right there.

Nick R.
Nick R.

Years from now, humans will be able to taste original Pizza in a vintage concept restaurant: PizzA

Nick R.
Nick R.

The video of Cheeseburger Crust pizza wheeling around is pretty hypnotic. 

Scruffygeist
Scruffygeist

You calling out "hut" isn't going to make me jump across the line, sir. Nice try though.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Ooooh so close. I'm calling encroachment on the defense.

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