The Universal Food Shame Scale

simplysandi

My guilty pleasures that I might eat once a year if at all are:1) Chicken Chimichangas - fried and with cheese2) Chicken Fried Steak with Mashed potatoes and gravy3) Chicken Parmigiana - again fried with cheese4) Big Mac - just yuck, but that sauce is good5) and yes.. the State Fair - Texas Nachos - a tradition for like the last 10 years..

Jon Daniel

@José Ralat-Maldonado My wife's people are from Portland, ME. We'll be up there later this month. She will eat a lobster roll every day. We like Becky's down by the wharf

Nacho cheese Doritos with jalapeno bean dip...

primi_timpano

It embarrasses me to admit this but this is one of my very late night go to meals, and I think I really enjoy it.

LDR4

The Texas shaped nachos are sooooo good.

Chadhouser

So wrong, they're right

Rockers Mods

King Ranch Chicken from the allgood cafe The John Wayne plate at GoldrushElotes at El Si Hay

Marlene

My friend Tony told me about this single mom that made $4164 in a few weeks on the computer. All she did was work for a few hours a day online. You can see how she did it here lazycash29.com

Mervis

Primi brought up Miracle Whip so here goes:

BLT with Miracle Whip on one side and crunchy peanut butter on the other. Don't knock it til you try it.

Mewkins

then dip your plain Lays potato chips in the jar of Miracle Whip.

Marlene

My friend Tony told me about this single mom that made $4164 in a few weeks on the computer. All she did was work for a few hours a day online. You can see how she did it here lazycash29.com

Marlene

My friend Tony told me about this single mom that made $4164 in a few weeks on the computer. All she did was work for a few hours a day online. You can see how she did it here lazycash29.com

Karolwilson

@chad - 'sour' Skittles call me.

Chadhouser

Just. Say. No

todd

A half dozen of Allsup's deep fried burritos on a road trip between Electra & Cheyenne, WY = 8.5

CheeryBitch

Whole bag of pizza rolls (- come on, only like 20 pepperoni pillows in there!)? Or stealing half of the kid's Totinos pizza.

TLS

I ate a whole Totinos pizza by myself before the senior prom. Ain't no big thing.

Boss Lady

CB: Um..my friend wants to know, purely out of curiosity, where Funyuns might fall on your scale?

Alice Laussade

Funyuns are a definite 6. There's no shameless place to eat a Funyuns.

Boss Lady

My friend's kind of a shameless bitch anyway, so whatev.

PlanoDave

What about more than 5 Jack in the Box tacos scarfed down while driving to dinner at my ex-Mother-in-law's house?

mark zero (Jason)

Was that before or after they stopped using pink slime?

PlanoDave

(Hangs head in shame)

Before

CheeryBitch

EX-mother-in-law? Should have had 5 Jack and Cokes!

Alice Laussade

0 Shame, if you're counting.

Alice Laussade

8.9.

So much sad.

LaurenDrewesDaniels

I'd "LIKE" this a hundred times if I could.

NoahWBailey

I came home buzzed Friday night and ate an entire tube of Premium saltines. Where does this fall? And when I was in high school I would make the "Noah salad"–shredded cheese, Fritos and bacon bits mixed in a bowl–and eat it with a spoon.

Sarah Eveans

Noah: Next time try spreading a lil' butter on those saltines. Or a lot. You won't be disappointed (not that I'd know...).

Mervis

Butter=goodPeanut Butter=way good

Nic Rodriguez

That's a 4 for real butter. 6.2 for margarine. 47 for Parkay Spray.

Nic Rodriguez

Those thing are notoriously small. 4

Allie Seago

And my Country Crock Cinnamon Butter "little" tub to roll ratio of 2 to 1 habit would be...?

Alice Laussade

Buzzed Premium Saltine sleeve: 4.5. Half of it probably ended up in your beard. If you ate that in the AM, that's a 6.

"Noah Salad" sounds a lot like Frito pie, so you'd think it'd be a 4, but because that's a motherfucking awesome name, it's only a 2.

NoahWBailey

What if the Saltines were Zesta instead of Premium?

Alice Laussade

solid 5.

ObserverFan

LOL at dirty bigoted chicken! They source from ignorant bird farms

Myrandakae

I just noticed that I dropped some marinara sauce from my meatball sub I had for lunch on my arm...and licked it off at my desk...what does this land me?

Alice Laussade

It was from your sandwich. And you just ate that at lunch, so the marinara was fresh-ish. And it was your arm.

ScottsMerkin

I ate a whole box of Betty Crocker triple cheese scalloped potatoes on sunday.

Alice Laussade

6. Betty Crocker is amazing.

TLS

Love. Especially if dark brown on top.

primi timpano

Totally confused. Thought 1 was bad and 10 was good. Don't see how mayo beats miracle whip on a "bad shit" scale.

To Chad: Totally agree on bananas. Buy them one at a tome solely to ripen avocados and tomatoes. Re 7, Kraft has an entire secret service making pasta shapes, including the united states. Bet you could special order Texas.#8: Put haggis on the menu, at least on New Year's day. #10. Copy Mi Tierra and put escabache on your tables.

Daniel: Does one really enjoy the ojos or is this some kind of mescal guisano thing that only works when drunk?

Grease Board: Mac and cheese expires? I thought the sauce hermetically sealed the innards? Lamb and sheep in particular are filthy with feces stuck all over their coarse curly hair. Don't think a car wash pressure hose could clean these things. Strip Club Breakfast. Does this happen really late at night or are there some morning establishments i have never found?

Daniel Vaughn

The ojos are one of those things where everyone says it's an honor to get them, so you have to eat them. Then everyone around breathes a sign of relief when you take the bait so they don't have to be 'honored' with the eye.