This Week's Best Food Deals, Starring Cheap Mooyah, Mucho Queso and THE CLAW!

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via KGB (The website, not the Russians)
Our inboxes fill each day with a metric shit-ton of offers, flash sales and discounts. Here are some of this week's foodfull best.

KGB Deals: $7 or $10, for $15 or $20, respectively at Mooyah
There are the fast-food burgers, like Whataburger and In-n-Out; there are high-level, restaurant-served burgers like Neighborhood Services and The Porch; and then the mid-range burgers, like Mooyah, Five Guys and Smashburger. In this middle weight class, Mooyah makes good burgers and good fries, so you should jump on this deal to eat some of them: more Mooyah for less moolah. Yep, that just happened. My apologies.

Groupon: $19 for a CLAW CANDY MACHINE

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via Groupon, but I may have altered it slightly.
Buy this deal and it can be effing Willy Wonka time in your house 24/7. The Claw Candy and Toy Machine WITH LED LIGHTS and MUSIC is just $19. A lot of allowance money, for sure, but remember, you're a grownup now. And you know what grownups do when they suck at something? They buy it and win the hell out of it. Over and over. Tootsie Rolls should be very afraid.

GiltTaste: Murray's Cheese, Newbie Collection, $58.95
Have you ever wanted to host a cheese-tasting party for yourself for some friends? Well, here's your chance. Try a French double-crème brie, a gruyère aged in a cave, some gorgonzola, chèvre, crackers and a jar of fig jam for sweetness. Then, just try to share.

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Location Info

Whataburger

5525 S. Buckner Blvd., Dallas, TX

Category: Restaurant

In-N-Out Burger

7940 N. Central Expressway, Dallas, TX

Category: Restaurant

Neighborhood Services

5027 W. Lovers Lane, Dallas, TX

Category: Restaurant

The Porch

2912 N. Henderson Ave., Dallas, TX

Category: Music

MooYah Burgers and Fries

5225 Beltline Road, Dallas, TX

Category: Restaurant


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cp
cp

Metric shit ton"... SO 1990's. 

TheFanSucks
TheFanSucks

Mark Elfenbein seems like a nice guy. He really does. But god damn his radio show is horrible. Asking people on the wireless who they think will win the NCAA tourney...how riveting!

Also, one of their fan flash guys just messed up and said he "emergency braked it". Guess even people employed at the Fan listen to the Ticket.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Fooddick here,    Here's my tip O' the week (to fit in with an Irish theme) to save money:-5 pounds of chicken breast from Walmart-$10.00-1 gallon jug of Bar-Tex industrial BBQ sauce from the JUMBO section of Walmart-$4.99-Bolillo Rolls form the Walmart deli-$2.00-1 pound of mustard potato salad from Mart-pickles, onion and jalapeno's-$5.00

OK,    Now go to a state park and cook said meal in a campfire.  Sneaking in will save you atleast 7 dollars....and you won't have to sit next to some trendy +sshole with a fedora.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Elf was a DEEP weekend guy at The Ticket.....no surprise his show sucks.  The Fan sucks, the callers are retarded, and the hosts are boring.  

ps-I believe they lose almost every book, but, are aided by the deep pockets of CBS; who probably could care less about taking a loss, given they are in a top tier market. 

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