Mothafukkin' Pic Nic Pants: These Have to Be City of Ate's Official Pants

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This is an important invention. It was hard not to assume this was some sort of early April Fools' prank, but visiting the Italian source proved it (thankfully) true.

Besides being City of Ate's New Official Pant, we're just thrilled there's now a flap system that allows us to drop to the ground and eat anywhere. Just think: now you can buy a Frito pie at 7-Eleven, plop to the cold ground and devour it like a starving puma.

And clearly it's perfect for camping -- a place to keep your Styrofoam barbecue plate while you're taking an animalistic tree dump.

The group of Italian designers touting this on their site had better make these available for sale. I mean, we do have Iron Fork coming up.

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Mothafukkin PIC NIC Pants

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Mervis
Mervis

You could park that $26 Ranger dog there and have all the girls checking you out.

Anna Merlan
Anna Merlan

Are you then supposed to just wander around with Frito Pie remnants hanging from your pants flap? Why is that sentence so much more disgusting than I'd initially planned? 

Nick R.
Nick R.

Yeah, think of it as a kangaroo pouch.

Nick R.
Nick R.

Also, I wonder if you could pour a beer straight on them, and apply a straw for a Beer Pool

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

Good that they made them relaxed fit.

But seriously, capri length?  I mean, that just looks stupid.

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