I Reviewed a Vegan Place, So Here Are 16 Photos of Meat

By Scott Reitz Wed., Feb. 29 2012 at 3:23 PM

Categories: Whimsy

This is the first burger I ate in Dallas. Thanks NHS Tavern.

The Katy Trail Burger

Another Katy Trail Burger. You know, to check for consistency.

Lucky's Diner Reuben

I have no idea where I ate this

NHS Tavern Reuben

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Quincey

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The fourth image on the second page "I have no idea where I ate this, either." is from RedFork Tavern.

How did I know? GPS tracking info from your iPhone images.

Quincey

While I'm at it, the first "I don't know" image gives me the GPS location of right in the middle of the intersection of Maple and Wolf. So, judging by the Bud bottle, I'd say it was at the Stoneleigh P, and not at Nick & Sams.

Scott Reitz

You're right on both counts. Now that I see it, it's obvious. That weird pink material is definitely Redfork's bar, and the second is the Shrop Buger.

How are you getting that metadata though? I have a whiskey drink that needs an ID.

Quincey

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It is in the EXIF data in the image. This is easiest tool to see where the GPS coordinates are at http://regex.info/exif.cgi

It maps it for you as well.

Mervis

Big Brother?

ScottsMerkin

Ill have the Reuben, any of them

CheeryBitch

Damn, now I want a big, juicy burger! An apple will have to do.... stupid Spring Break diet.... (Eff it, totally getting one after tomorrow's 10 mile run.)

ScottsMerkin

was it necessary to tell us how far the run was, wouldnt it suffice to just say run? braggert

CheeryBitch

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Braggert? Shamefully guilty. If I don't declare the distance, I'll quit after 30 minutes. (Plus, that damn Katy Trail burger is.... on the Katy Trail... :: singing:: just keep running, just keep running......)

Dreamer

I'm getting a pedicure and the little vietnamese lady is massaging my feet while I inhale these images. I'm in calorie free heaven! Drool!

Carol

Holy moly, that Tavern Reuben looks disgusting.

Kergo 1 Spaceship

Is this "Blind Carol"? You should stick to knitting.

Mervis

How long til someone comments that the Whataburger looks best? ha ha

ObserverFan

Fckin' Whataburger...

Kergo 1 Spaceship

Not trendy enough, +sshole? When I need to eat, it's the best! Sure, the place is void of artwork, cantankerous waiters, and shake and swivel moxy-but, when I'm hungry, it ROCKS!

Kergo 1 Spaceship

nothing better than WB after 8 beers. But it dang sure isn't gross.

Kergo 1 Spaceship

i detect yankee.

Mervis

Whataburger has it's place in the world (for me mainly it the breakfast after 4 or 8 beers) but as you look through those photos of some pretty damn fine looking sandwichs and then you get to the Whataburger you just kind of say....What The Fuck?

ObserverFan

Who said anything about trendy? Whataburger is just gross.

Lord_Volta

Nothing like expired meat

Just_The_Facts_69

Some of those places need to learn how to add some meat to their sammies...Good grief!!

Kergo 1 Spaceship

YEAH! And that Tavern Reuben looks "expecially" (spoken like Emmitt) good. "I'll Make Love to You" (BoysllMen) just popped into my head....is that wrong?