A Cooking Show Starring Drunk Chefs and Late-Night Munchies? The Ticket's Onto Something.

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Hey Dan, those kabobs done yet?
Thursday evening The Hardline spent a segment tossing around ideas for a cooking show. Sure it has nothing to do with sports, but that's nothing new for you P1s out there.

Mike Rhyner brought to the table a cooking show based on headlights. Yes, headlights. Particularly on a sufficiently breasted female cooking in a hot kitchen, who takes her coat off 22 minutes into the show ... each episode.

Umkay.

But, Danny Balis actually had a great idea. His cooking show concept, which he's dubbed "My Bitch Hungry," is designed to avoid those 2:00 a.m. Whataburger drive-thru forays that just add to the morning-after regret.

Say you're at a bar or in a park chasing wild cats until 1:30 a.m.-ish, then get in the car to head home, slightly buzzed, and you need nourishment. But you also know that in the morning that Sourdough Bacon Jack will sit like a total gut bomb. The problem is, there's nothing but a box of Cap'n Crunch and canned salmon at the house.

Here's where "My Bitch Hungry" comes in. Slightly inebriated chefs use simple ingredients to demonstrate quick, yet delicious, recipes to tame those late night munchies.

Brilliant.

As Balis pointed out, "At 2 a.m., when you're starving and your judgment is slightly off, the most basic food can taste amazing."

True. Raise your hand if the last time you ate at Whataburger sober you were disappointed.

Tonight on the way home, ask yourself how homemade salmon patties with a Cap'n Crunch crust sautéed in butter would taste. Fixed in your own kitchen in less than 20 minutes. No. Not now, it only works after midnight.



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Mjn Phe
Mjn Phe

Tuna? This sounds fishy. Captain crunch after what smells like tuna sounds more like the black cloud. Sports.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

I'm waiting on the wifey to get here and then we're off to Ticketstock! I'm hunting for Sweetjack and when I find his one foot three inch arse, I'm buying him a beer.  (Although he's annoying as Hell, he's still a good puppy dog)

Come one and come all, just reply on this when you get there and I'll come find ya!

ScottsMerkin
ScottsMerkin

watch out, jon daniel might come up in this bitch and yell at you for talking ticket

turbosix
turbosix

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rauldallas
rauldallas

Some of my best grilled cheese sandwiches have come at that time of night (after a few drinks).

Amy S
Amy S

Oh, I've so got this.

therrick
therrick

This is were the crock pot becomes amazing. Dump whatever you wanna make in there, and when you come home from a night of boozing your 2,3, or 4AM meal is ready. Plus, if you have no shame (like me) you can eat it right out of the pot. Less clean up.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I don't trust myself cooking after 3 beers, I don't think I'll be cooking if I'm bombed out. The way I look at it, if you're too intoxicated to pass a breathalizer, you probably shouldn't be cooking.

I'm definitely down with the headlight thing. On a side note Lauren, there's a certain tv host they were discussing with the headlights that cooks italian food, that seems to be banging everyone that she wants. It's been going around for a couple of years now, what say you?

ts
ts

I bet some grilled Sweetjack would hit the spot at 2 am.  

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Saw something of the sort about Giada, if true..I'm begging the wifey for a "hallpass"

You heading to Ticketstock?  Me and the much better half will be there by 3pm.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Sir! Jon Daniels is a great man. Jon Daniel is a ....over the top leftist that hates who he is and everyone else that's white.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

Oh, btw, don't know if you subscribe to BON or Orangebloods, but Tyrone Swoopes is a verbal commit. My burnt orange panties are so happy. I didn't think they'd top this years recruiting class, but the 4 guys that have committed, holy shit. Raulerson, Oliver, Swoopes, and A'Shawn Robinson? This thing will win a title soon brotha.

TheRealDirtyP1
TheRealDirtyP1

I wish. We'll be heading for horrible mexican food at Uncle Julio's tonight for a birthday, tomorrow we have basketball games and then a baseball demo day that has me locked up til 3. They had to make things difficult for me this year, I'm used to this thing being in my backyard. Have fun.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Just lookedat the early commits, wowza!! Coach February is all up in it again this year. Swoopes=VY with a good home life/head on straight? Saw some film, dang sure looks like him..I'm more happycited with him than my Aledo boy (the all time high school rushing td guy) Stay hard brother and Hookem!

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