Pizza Hut Will Add Romance to Your Marriage Proposal for 10 Grand, Provide Breadsticks

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For generations, people have been nervously asking, "Is a fast-food pizza chain the best place to make my marriage proposal?" Now Plano-based Pizza Hut is offering an answer.

Their $10,010 package, according to the press release, (via Eater) includes a "stunning ruby stone flanked by shimmering diamonds," a limo service, flowers, a photographer, a videographer, and -- "hands down the most vital" -- the $10 dinner box.

Not sure how much the diamonds will shimmer after rolling around with marinara sauce, 10 cinnamon sticks, and a pan-pizza, but screw it, you know? In the press release:

"If we're able to fit pizza, breadsticks and dessert into one box for only $10, why stop there?" asked Kurt Kane, Pizza Hut CM
Of course! Hell, why don't we add 28 more Super Supreme Pizzas, 365 pepperoni condoms for each day of the year, 18 Michael Bay's so they can film the proposals, and 100,000 P'zone's filled with the written, paper vows of previously Pizza Hut married couples.

The package is available through Valentine's Day, so better hurry if you want the Pizza Hut Limo, the P'limo, to arrive on time.

Update 11:25
: Our sister paper, Westword, tipped us that about "800 people have already signed up," according to Hut Spokesperson.



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15 comments
Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Mrs Broken has hinted about a ruby ring forever..but I'm gonna Google them there pepperoni condoms, that way we both get a little something out of it.

Titus Groan
Titus Groan

Bonus - the grease from the pizza can be refactored as lube for the celebratory intercourse.

Kergo 1
Kergo 1

The $10 Dinner Box is just funny.  Pancho's should try this; except they'd have to provide a "terlit" somewhere along the way.  Olive Garden should try this; and it should come with a wig, so you look like every other geriatric that frequents that place.  

Great Marriage Package Idea's:

Friday's/replete with "Friday" song, and a lanyard button holder thing.Bennigan's-Comes with a menu from 1981.Red Lobster-Marriage comes with a trailer park lease, cause this is where white trash have "important" meals. Maple and Motor-Comes with a free toilet voucher (very valuable!). Trendy One Named Restaurant (insert here)-Comes with a fedora, so you can with in with all the other +ssholes, yuppies and indie hipsters paying $40.00 for a plate of chicken, with garnish.Cane Rosso-Comes with Mike Napoli Pizza that gets fatter as the year goes by, and requires 13 million......NOT WORTH IT!

Whitney Filloon
Whitney Filloon

anything less than this for V-Day and I'm gonna be terribly disappointed.

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

Out here, you could shoot em off if you got em. Just how us non-Dallasans like it!

Josh's broken records
Josh's broken records

You stop calling Napoli fat! He's just big boned. Other than that, I think your dead nuts on everything.

Storm_71
Storm_71

I bow before your genius great Kergo.

Jasminesmith198714
Jasminesmith198714

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Kergo
Kergo

Yup, lakeside you can do anything.....heck, once I even set own sweet arse of fire. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Ok, he's probably like us......he like DAT beara.  And ribs.  Brisket.  KING RANCH CHICKEN!

twinwillow
twinwillow

I cannot believe I'm saying this but, he's won my souless heart as well.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

You gotta love whores.....and fat, lonely dudes!  Salute'. 

Gay Larry
Gay Larry

an yo momma's huge ass-bitch?!

Slewfoot
Slewfoot

 Perhaps your tasteless palate too?

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