Pong Beer, the Beer Made Specifically for Beer Pong, is Coming to Texas

Categories: Whimsy

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Somewhere, Toby Keith is rejoicing. Coming soon to Texas, according to Pong Beer's site, is the one, the only beer exclusively designed to receive a unsterilized, filthy college apartment ping pong ball. It's Pong Beer! Or, the beer specifically for playing Beer Pong. It's so real, everyone.

How real? According to the website, it's already available in Kentucky, New York, New Jersey, Florida and other states where there's probably Universities. Their product pitch --- which I must say, is worth the jump -- a 30-pack comes with two pong balls for the low, low price of free. Better yet, two 30 packs comes with a "reload" (16 oz. party cups and 4 balls in one super convenient package). Amazing? Amazing.

We have an email out to distributors to determine when, oh sweet when, this is coming to our lovely state. Before ripping it off the shelves, Pong Beer USA would like to remind you to Pong safely. (h/t Reddit)

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Beer Pong
Beer Pong

Oh no, not another shitty lite beer for pong...as if we couldn't get any worse than Natty Lite.

MBM
MBM

Pure fucking genius.

dallas_paul
dallas_paul

Eagerly awaiting the Oak-Aged Cherry Chocolate version.

Mervis
Mervis

I use DFH 120 DIPA for beer pong. Makes for shorter games.

LDR4
LDR4

Toby Keith is from Oklahoma, therefore he has no business rejoicing.

Steve
Steve

Swing by the new Whole Foods on Greenville and pick up a sixer of Manslaughter Light, I Hate My Job Lager, or my favorite, God She's A Cunt Red Ale.

Nick R.
Nick R.

Good. Call. I think I'll start replacing my water heater with DFH.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

......and he's getting fatter by the minute.  Toby Keith checklist:

-write crappy songs about "MERCA", especially one that will insight the interbreeding Midwesterner.-cut sleeves off shirt.-go visit kitschy, crappy country bar with my name on it.-go to singing lessons.-eat whole hog. 

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Never tried those sir, but I have tried American Standard Lager....the sh+ts good!

soonerloghornwhat'sthediff?
soonerloghornwhat'sthediff?

What's the difference between a Texan and an Oklahoman? The Texan says he's got halitosis and the Oklahoman says he's just got bad breath....

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