Complaint Desk

Shut Up And Make My Drink Already

By Scott Reitz Thu., Jan. 19 2012 at 1:15 PM
Categories: Complaint Desk

If you've consumed drinks at Marquee Grill, Black Swan, the Chesterfield, or any of the other high-end cocktail den around Dallas, you're going to get a kick out of this video. The short depicts a mustachioed bartender-douchebag pontificating on the finer elements of mixology, through short, punchy snippets. It's pretty funny.

But there's a better video waiting to be made. I'm calling out Gabe Sanchez, Eddie Campbell and Jason Kosmas, to film a response video entitled Shit Drunk Customers Say.

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JK
JK

First of all, this video is genius and too tru. As for a response video, I think someone beat me to the punch on that one...

While I might have chosen a different title, I stumbled on this about a year ago.http://www.generation-awesome....

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

First thing I tell an asshat like this is, "I'm real busy with paperwork-no talking". 

James McDowell
James McDowell

Black Swan is a high-end cocktail place? They serve drinks in plastic cups.

jamal
jamal

That first muddling bit brought the giggles.

Downtown Resident
Downtown Resident

The overly affected cocktail shaking comes straight out of the Chesterfield. The price joke isn't limited to "mixology bars" but the problem is highlighted at those kind of joints due to the usual lack of cheaper alternatives.

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