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I knew when I saw Tom Hick's son at M&M, it was a douche-fest. Freakin solid burgers however.
I hope Jay had the dignity to keep this from happening....
You know, someone actually had to sit down and cut a template for that...
Think about that for a minute.
Dear Honorable Mr. Tone, a question for ya sir: How long did it take to throw this "article" up? Maybe 5 minutes, assuming you had to fire up the computer as well as linking a pic. (Too bad you don't have five minutes to spare for us sporties whom live in cages per twinwillow)
Anyway, good luck with your constantly replayed 15 minutes of fame Jack.
It had to be understood upon clicking on "post" that this would be a free-for-all.
And as the reigning most-liked member of the defunct Sportatorium (check the stats, 'tis a legit claim!), I will have you all know my cage is titanium-plated and wired with cable TV, of which nothing on Food Network ever is called upon for viewing unless Alton Brown has produced it. Sure not for a reality TV winner who can't decide what his last name is or how it's pronounced.
How the eff are you more liked than me? I demand a recount post-haste. Your cage sounds nice though, reckon I'm just kept in the barn..atleast there's a tv with Satellite programming and a kegerator.
If you're going to have truly anonymous butt sex in a bathroom, you should probably remove any excess self tanner from your face. And not sign your name. Twice.
Oh NO! Not the health inspector! We've spent five straight days cleaning for a national television crew with HD cameras. Really? That's your threat?
When you get off the phone with the TABC and the Texas Workforce Commission, why don't you call the White House and see if they'll send the It's Not Fair That He's Successful and I'm Not Police over to shut me down.
Better yet, why don't you shut your pie hole and do what ever your employer sent you to that cubicle to do instead of surfing the web and planning your next tattoo.
Hi, my name is Jack, and I am a total dickhead to possible customers and present my self as an ass to those who may read about my restaurant here and may have come to try it but wont now. I am a successfull burger man and you are not.
Likes:1) Dallas now has a burger Nazi to compete with the NY soup Nazi....about damned time!2) Best burger in town and you can order it pink3) Signs to discourage screaming kids, idiots holding the door open, etc.Dislikes:1) Long lines, which will certainly get longer after DDD airs2) Suspect Jack's secret ingredient is crack...burgers are too addictive
I never heard you say your was the best, but I want to think that Im coming for a tasty ass burger. Glad to see a small business survive in these times, you just came across the wrong way on the internet, being that you actually post under your real name. Ill bring my internet cohort broken groin, sybils beaver and davey crockett by someday
I'll sock in a role of Charmin for your delicate lips.
As far as the burgers go, I have never once said I have the best burger in town. Others have, but I don't believe that claim can be made. I can tell you that we are the favorite burger destination for enough people to make this worth doing.
Arent u so cute, balls sprout, not violent. Ill come by but you have to promise to have 2ply tp, and make the best burger in town
Seem is the operative word. You don't know me. If your balls sprout, come by and introduce yourself. I promise I won't hurt you. Better hurry. My attitude will probably have me out of business any day now.
The guy that runs the homeless shelter can brag about full occupancy. That doesn't make it prime real estate. Joe knows how to find me.
Well i dont know you or your humor and u seem like a pompous ass. Accoding to some, traffic here is on the rise, so behave yourself or get awrist slap from tone
Anyone who would read this and not come to my place lacks the sense of humor and the requisite skin thickness to exist in my world. I think I'll be alright without those people. We've done alright so far.
Besides, how many people do you think are actually reading this? You clearly overestimate the size and quality of the blogosphere.
Great retort, Jack. Except, most of the moron's who haunt this blog work in a cage. Not a cubicle. That's provided they work at all.
Should've stopped after the 1st paragraph. Just because CJ's gone doesn't mean we need a contest for the vacated douche crown.
I enjoyed his reply. Much better than a corporate apology from a template. I wish more managers and business owners would interact like the humans they are. The customer is not always right. No one is always right. Sometimes it's necessary to stand up and remind people of that. Also, a Can of Pork & Beans once said:
"Imprecise speech is one of the major causes of mental illness in human beings...Slang possesses an economy, an immediacy that's attractive, all right, but it devalues experience by standardizing and fuzzing it. It hangs between humanity and the real world like a . . . a veil. Slang just makes people more stupid, that's all, and stupidity eventually makes them crazy."
I propose an end to the "douche, douchey, douchebag, douche crown" faze. I thought it ended in 2005 while I was in high school. Alas, it did not.
I kept a Bob Sturm signature line in my head. Don't keep 'em all. And CJ Wilson just got tens of millions of dollars and I don't think anyone would argue against him being awfully douchey.
Douchey is income-blind and also a state of mind.
We need to find a less fluid definition of the word "douchey." Since he is actually successful, I say that's not douchey. It's more "truthy." Keep those Bob Sturm lines in your head and they will push all your hair out. Just sayin.
Funny but douchey. The third paragraph was really unnecessary but I've had Bob Sturm's cubicle line in my head all morning from it.
Guy Fieri is a genuine doucher but it's pretty cool that they did a show at a place I like to eat at. No, my hair isn't spiky and I don't dye my hair
Yea pretty cool until the droves or rubes show up and you cant get your favorite burger for three years because they will re-run the shit out of that program
Yeah, I'm sure Perkins is super sad that lots more people are about to come to his already popular restaurant. Total bummer.
Gus wasn't talking about the owner, he was talking about the regulars. I used to be a P1 of Fred's (look it up) and now you cain't hardly belly up to the bar.
when serving piles of grease meat, one should have ample bowel movement rooms for all. Plus, I cant help it if the jalapeno breakfast taco I ate at 4 am decides it wants to be released at 11 am in your shop.
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