Top Chef Texas: Dean Fearing, Lousy Steaks and the Emergence of a Bitchy Villian-Type

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The dish that looked most delicious in the entire hour of television was Greyson's Quickfire creation.
This week's Top Chef didn't overly Dallas-ize Dallas like last week's -- for that, we are thankful. Dean Fearing, the original chef at Mansion on Turtle Creek and the man behind Fearing's at the Ritz-Carlton, met the chefs at Le Cordon Bleu kitchen, the alma-mater of Austin-based cheftestant Paul Qui. There, they were met with a quick-fire challenge that resulted in a Top Chef rarity: the dishes in the quick-fire outshone the dishes in the elimination round.

The challenge was to make a dish that stemmed from one of four "mother sauces" -- hollandaise, bechamel, tomate, veloute, and espagnole -- chosen randomly by drawing knives. That was followed by an elimination challenge that Padma called one of the show's hardest but that the judges later said should have been easy to pull off: 200 four-course dinners starring medium-rare steaks, produced by all 13 chefs.

Here are the moments that lit up our minds and bellies:

Dish that we wanted to snack on gluttonously: Heather's gruyere croquettes from the quickfire
I mean, really, crispy fried balls of cheese and rich cream sauce with apple ginger compote and an Asian slaw -- call a babysitter and put on some elastic pants. On a chilly day, these croquettes are your go-to balls.

Best Use of a Cheesy Pun: Grayson
While making her winning "mother sauce" quickfire dish, she sassed, "I'm feeling fucking saucy." Good thing she won, because her mouth was on fire. "I've been a saucier, and I'm also classically trained so sauces ain't no thang for me," she said in an interview before cameras cut to her making her truly outstanding corn ravioli dish.

Biggest Beef (that's not a steak): Heather and Beverly Lee
It seems someone told Heather she's on a reality show, and now she thinks it's her duty to run her mouth endlessly. Bev -- diminuitve, quiet, serious, and ok, maybe a little selfish -- was ripe for the picking, and pick Heather did -- pick, pick, pick, pick, pick. "I do have a problem that Bev has been working on shrimp for two days ... If that was my prep cook, and he's working on shrimp for two days, I would be through the roof," she said high-and-mightily. "Heather's the most obnoxious person that I think I've ever met. She's a bully in my opinion and she'd be the first person that I would boot from the island," Dakota chimed in, on Bev's behalf, sort of. "Even though Heather was riding me, I finally finished cooking the shrimp, and they taste perfect," Bev said of the shrimp she fastidiously toiled over as a gazpacho garnish.

Best Overstatement: Ty-lor Boring
"Flashing the steaks early is the same as when the meteor hit the earth and made the dinosaurs extinct. It's that big a deal," he said when he found out that Edward Lee had begun flash-cooking the steaks he marked on the grill. Neither went home for the mistake, though Edward was in the bottom three. We must add, Ty-lor was a champ for pushing through despite getting four stitches for gashing between his fingers with an oyster knife. "If it means drinking 18 shots of espresso, I'll do whatever it takes to win this competition," he said.

Most Ruthless Tom Collicchio comments: Talking to Whitney Otawka at Judges' Table...
"You're playing it safe and you still mess up; doesn't look good," Tom said of her raw potato gratin. He reflected sadly that he may have chosen the wrong 16 chefs to move forward. "Usually it's really difficult to send someone home, but tonight, you made it really easy," he said. Then, after Padma told Whitney to "pack your knives and go," and as Whitney walked out Tom added another jab. "If you can't put together a great gratin in six hours, you have no business being here." Insert knife, and twist.

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Really? This tasted good enough to win?
Dish That Translated Worst on Television: The Winning Peach Cake
Seriously, this thing won? Whatever tasted so good about it certainly wasn't visual. It looked like a sheet-cake cut into neat squares with some confusing fruit salad on top. But judges raved, so we concede. Hopefully these chefs will all step it up next week -- and they better. It's a double-elimination challenge. Till then!

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MoHub
MoHub

Chris J, not Ty-Lör, made the dinosaur comment. And Lindsay was responsible for having a panic attack and demanding that Ed flash the steaks.

Kergo 1 Spaceship
Kergo 1 Spaceship

Did ya'll know that Southfork Ranch is in Parker County?  Shut the tv off folks, and go hiking.......maybe, try making yer own reality?  Maybe?  

Anon
Anon

I just couldn't believe that Ty went to Parkland for his hand. At least that's how it seemed based on his description. I doubt most gunshot wounds go anywhere else in Dallas.

Thequeen381
Thequeen381

i love top chef, trying to catch on the episodes. i just fiinshed watching top chef, the masters,...i love it. benita wheeler

Geography Police
Geography Police

It's actually in Parker, TX.  In Collin County.

If you're going to bust balls, get your facts straight.

therrick
therrick

He should have just slapped a band-aid on it. He would have gotten lots more sleep.

cp
cp

What is so unbelievable about going to Parkland? That's also where that little fashion girl who walked into an airplane propeller went. 

mantikos
mantikos

Based on your comments, I think it is you who is in dire need of getting a life/hobby

Anon
Anon

I was referring to the fact that he would be in the waiting room all night because people with bigger problems (like walking into an airplane propeller) are there. I'm well aware that the care actually received will be better at Parkland, on average. Given that he would be cooking 200 steaks in 112 degree temperatures the next day, it just seemed like an odd choice to go to the hospital in Dallas that generally has the longest wait times.

Steve
Steve

You mean that 23 year old girl who lost her hand and incurred massive face and head trauma because she turned around to thank the pilot?

The magazine editor/costume department worker who's life might still be lost, may never see again, and might exist only in a vegetative state?   That "little fashion girl??"

mantikos
mantikos

She does, and its watching Top Chef,. What is yours, making snide comments about what others like to do?

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